Game: good thing/bad thing

[burn_your_money]

I am bored so I figure I should start a game I started on a few other forums that people seemed to enjoy.

Here's how it works, I start off by saying a good thing, the next person comes along and says something relating to what I said that is a bad thing and then a good then a bad. Simple eh?

Rules:
- No quoting! it wastes space and is a real annoyance

- if 2 people post at the same time, whoever posted first stays and the other should be deleted by the poster

- At the top of your post say "GOOD" or "BAD"

- If you posted within the last 3 posts you can't post. IE me, you, someone else. <-- Me can post again, you can't until another person posts and someone else can't post until at least 2 others post.

- This is MODERATED, keep it G rated

- Do NOT comment on someones witty comment. Chuckle to yourself and post (if it's your turn)

*note* If you are new here and this thing is 20 pages long, just go to the last page and post away, there is no need to read the entire story (usually)

[burn_your_money]

GOOD

I went to the dealership and bought a 2004 Golf TDI.

[miamiDaveGLi]

BAD :twisted:
i got 2 flats on the ways home :evil:
LOL

[Gotturbo]

GOOD

The dealership fixed them for free (that'll be the day :roll: ) :lol:

[miamiDaveGLi]

BAD
on the way out of the dealer (once again in the same day) i am sideswiped by a guy with a riced out honDUH civic who decides to try to bail after he hits my NEW CAR! :twisted:

[GoodDayForADrive]

GOOD

While trying to get away, a police officer sees the ricer, and he gets a huge fine, while in addition has to pay for the insurance due to the damage to the new car. Getting extra money from insurance, new aftermarket parts can be installed!!!

[miamiDaveGLi]

BAD
while my car is being repaired at the body shop ,a fire breaks out!! :D

[burn_your_money]

Good

Insurance pulls through again and I can now afford a R32, with extra cash to spend on aftermarket parts.

[burn_your_money]

Just stepping in here, you can't post until at least 2 other people have posted. Sorry, I guess I wasn't clear enough in the rules. This way you never alwyas get stuck on being bad or good and when ther are lots of users on it limits double goods or double bads.

Don't reply to this.

[WishingForSpeed]

BAD
I got pulled over for doing 120 in a 20 racing a HonDUH! 8)

[GoodDayForADrive]

GOOD

The police officer is a really beautiful female, and you end up marrying her

[miamiDaveGLi]

BAD you get divorced and she takes your R32 TURBO by now and half your money

[burn_your_money]

GOOD

A rich unlce from Afganistan dies and leaves you 1 000 000 000 USD.

[GoodDayForADrive]

BAD

A Hacker steals it from your bank account.

[Gotturbo]

Good

The police find the hacker and on top of paying you back he has to pay an extra 1,000,000.

[MKIIVR6]

[burn_your_money]

Good
You still have tons of cash, and money buys happiness.

[miamiDaveGLi]

BAD
the cops are crooked :roll: lol
and you only get 10 grand

[GoodDayForADrive]

GOOD

You buy a piece of property with your 10 grand and find a 1 of a kind ford mustang cobra in a random sealed brick building with no entrances. You have it knocked down and find that car, and sell it for millions :lol:

[WishingForSpeed]

BAD
You ruin the car knocking the building down. You only sell it for 60k.

[MKIIVR6]

[GoodDayForADrive]

BAD

I die and can't recieve the money...

That sucks...

[burn_your_money]

Good

In a daring attempt by several backyard surgeons, GoodDayFOrADrive is revived.

[Calabi]

BAD

During surgery, one of the surgeons dies of a heart attack and the hospital adds the funeral cost to your bill.

[MKIIVR6]

[miamiDaveGLi]

BAD
you keep your money in a safe and armed gunmen break through your security tie you up and blast open your safe.
you are left with 5 dollars and 12 cents 8O

[GoodDayForADrive]

GOOD

One of the men accidentally takes his mask off, and you are able to identify him to police. Turns out he is wanted all over the place, and you turn him in, get your money back, and a 500,000 dollar reward all at the same time.

[burn_your_money]

BAD
he knows you ratted him out. He breaks out of jail and burns your house down and ties you up and leaves you on a well used railroad track.

[Gotturbo]

GOOD

The train stops before it hits you.

[miamiDaveGLi]

BAD
but theres another train on the same track coming the opposite way and you are still tied up!

[burn_your_money]

Good
The train derails meters ahead of you and narrowly misses decapitating you. *phew*

[MKIIVR6]

[miamiDaveGLi]

GOOD
you wake yuou sweating and scared thinking WHEW omg im glad that was a dream!!!!!

[burn_your_money]

BAD
as the room comes into focus you notice bars on the window and you are in a 9X9 cell.

[Calabi]

Good

You remember that it's actually your room, since you installed the bars as an added security measure.

[Gotturbo]

BAD

You get up and your wife has left you for the train conductor that you almost killed.

[burn_your_money]

Good
nothing good can come of this. Deprssed you walk to the beer store to drown your sorrows away. On the way you realize you are going to need some tylonal for the morning you decide to sober up. As you pull out your wallet to pay for your tylonal a lottery ticket falls out. The cashier quickly grabs it and runs it through the machine. YOU JUST WON 25 000 000 dollars!!

[WishingForSpeed]

Bad
the store gets robbed right then and you get shot in the booty! 8O

[Gotturbo]

GOOD

You get rushed to the hospital your fine... They find the robber your lottery ticket and you get the money and buy a brand new A2 from China!

[Calabi]

Bad

The A2 needs a few rapairs, so you're stuck driving a Hyundai Accent until it's done.

[miamiDaveGLi]

GOOD
you get it back in 2 days and it has mysteriously(sp) has grown a w8 engine and 4motion power train 8O

[GoodDayForADrive]

BAD

You wreck it

[MKIIVR6]

[jettadude]

BAD

she turns out to be a guy!

[miamiDaveGLi]

GOOD
since she/he signed a pre nup agreement , you get a divorce from he/she.
and are left a rich bachelor!! :D

[burn_your_money]

BAD
he/she wants revenge so he/she burns everything you own to the ground, then takes your favorite car and smashes into a brick wall at 180 mph and kills her/himself instantly.

[GoodDayForADrive]

GOOD

You get it all on film, and sell it to a wealthy film maker, making you even MORE money :lol:

[gli_joe]

BAD

You accidentally sell a homemade porno of you and your ex (who's a guy remember) to the film maker and it ends up on the internet and everyone thinks your gay (not that there's anything wrong with that).

[Gotturbo]

GOOD

It ends up not being you! You then start getting many hot women....

[miamiDaveGLi]

BAD
most of them turn out to be TV's :lol:

[jettadude]

GOOD
you get aids and find a cure!

[Gotturbo]

BAD

It ends up not being a cure and you die a horrible death.

[miamiDaveGLi]

GOOD
your horrible death turns out to be you awaking in a furistic world. you get flushed and realize the world you were living in was a computer simulation
you eventually become the most powerful man in the universe able to stop bullets at will. PLUS you get a really cool black trenchcoat. :D
LMAO

[burn_your_money]

BAD
Upon the realisation that the previous world was fake, you become a paranoid android and hid in the closet shaking furiously. How do you know if this world is real if the other world that seemed so real was fake... eventually you go completely insane.

[jettadude]

GOOD,
it was just a dream and you awaken to your supermdle wife.

[MKIIVR6]

[miamiDaveGLi]

GOOD
you have overheard her plans to claim your HUge insurance policy and prepare ahead you leave an oxygen tank weight belt and mask athe bottom of your pool when she is sure you are dead she calls the police and they find you alive you best friend is aquited of murder and your supermodel wife is tried and sentanced to 2 life terms for insurance fraud and attempted muder
you come through just fine still with your money,vw
and a BIG S&M fetish LMAO :lol:

[Mr_Diesel]

rotfl, this is great.

[burn_your_money]

BAD
Since you live in Canada, your supermodel wife is released on parole 3 weeks later. Needless to say, she is not impressed with your impressive life saving maneuver. She hires the Jamaican Mafia to finish what she could not.

[jettadude]

GOOD
the jamican mafia finds your stash buts its orengeo and they die.

[MKIIVR6]

[GoodDayForADrive]

GOOD

GoodDayForADrive hacks into the chip, making you the equivalent of superman. You escape, and enjoy your new freedom with superpowers!

[burn_your_money]

BAD
Wouldn't you know it, your supermodel wife (owner/master etc) has a stash pile of kyrptonite. She burns it, releasing it into the air. The kryptonite rain falls on you and you lay helpless in the middle of the street, where a city bus runs you over.

[Calabi]

GOOD:

It was only the short bus.

[MKIIVR6]

[jettadude]

GOOD,

that was just a movie you saw and find that youve been sliped a roofe by carmen electra and are having hot wild.........game of twister with her.

[GoodDayForADrive]

BAD

You lose...

[burn_your_money]

GOOD
you just played hot and wild twister with carmen electra

[MKIIVR6]

[jettadude]

GOOD
92vr6jetta goes and sees someone about his s&m fetish and we all get on with the game with out any crazed bondage supermodle wife with whips and chains oh my!! *no offence ment twards 92vr6jetta just messing buddy" :lol:

[burn_your_money]

BAD
VW goes bancrupt due to unforseen curcumstances. John T-Ford (the great-grandson of the original Ford guy) buys up the crumbling VW enterprise and converts the beautiful styling of VW into rice mobiles.

[jettadude]

GOOD

Ford loses the company to BMW and the VW is made even better.

[MKIIVR6]

[jettadude]

GOOD
92vr6jetta while in the closet gets pummeled with all of his bondage gear and crushed by all of the S&M videos and the life insurance goes twards dubnet causeing all of us to get new VW's and can meet every week.

[burn_your_money]

BAD

The oil supply is depleted and we are all forced to burn our beautiful VWs since no one will buy them since there is no gas/diesel for the tank.

[jettadude]

GOOD,
we all convert them to run on propane and save alot of money in the end.

[burn_your_money]

Bad:
We all pool our extra money and buy VW stocks. 10 minutes later VW declares bankrupcy :(

[jettadude]

GOOD,
we all buy VW and make a new modle called the CODY its a V12 Diesel in a coupe jetta that runs 9's

[MKIIVR6]

[Mr_Diesel]

GOOD

A transvestite from Beruit who is praised for... it's... skills in black magic came back and revived 92vr6Jetta who unfortunatly was placed in a 5,000,000 year curse where he can't die or be killed.

[jettadude]

BAD,
she gave him crabs

[2002maniac]

GOOD

Yummy snow crabs

ps. this is super gay

[Mr_Diesel]

BAD

One of the snow crabs escaped in the night and snipped off both family ***els which rendered 92vr6Jetta pretty much useless.... Unfortunatly he can't die for 5 billion years so he starts up a local vw junkyard which sells prosthetic testicles on the side.

[jettadude]

GOOD,
he makes a slogan "our VW's have balls" and makes a ton of cash and retires with a supermodel that now can't get pregnant!

[Getta8v]

BAD

he still hasnt found a way to keep the prosthetic balls to stay on during sex

[Mr_Diesel]

GOOD

Because the fastening device for the balls was not his patent, this is considered a breach of contract for the ball fastening device company, he then sues the ball device company, and inherits the company, and an addition $18.24 for pain and suffering suits. He uses this money to redesign the fastening device, and makes an additional $48.17 of profit for selling the item to his current customers who complained about their balls falling off. Ball company then becomes the parent company to the junkyard. Millions of dollars in ball sales per year is then funneled into the budget for the VW junkyard. He accquires several W12 coupes for the junkyard, and he now is recognized worldwide for his balls and the quality of the parts and quantity of the rare engines in his junkyard.

Years later the ball/junkyard company would go public. Bill gates attempts to buy out the ball company, but is hit with more anti-trust lawsuits for monopolizing on the prosthetic testicle industry. 92vr6jetta accquires Microsoft and all subsidiaries.

[jettadude]

BAD,
bill gates rapes corey and gives him AIDS

[Mr_Diesel]

GOOD

It's a good thing cory can't die or be killed. Bill gates is found hinding under a large cluster of Microsoft servers in the austrailian outback, and is sent to prison to program unix servers.

[jettadude]

BAD
bill gates builds a super computer that takes over the world and the termanator has to be corey. and the termanator dies.

[burn_your_money]

Good

Bill Gate's AIDs get the best of him and as his dying action he ctrl+alt+deletes his super computer in hopes of being remembered as a hero.

[Mr_Diesel]

OMG, lol

BAD

The Ctrl + alt + delete defaulted the ball business. Click Yes to continue.

[Matty-O]

Good:

The Ctrl,Alt, Del defaulted the ball business, but somehow the machines got confused by the command and started making new Corrados instead of Prosthetic balls

[Mr_Diesel]

BAD

Due to after-effects of the ctrl + alt + del, these corrado's didnt have any... balls.... and they were a flop in the VW enthusiast community.

[burn_your_money]

Good

One engine swap later and these Coraddos are the sickest machines out there :twisted: And convieniently since Gates is dead, no one ownes the robots so the Coraddos are FREE

[Jettaman]

BAD

There soo sick that everyone that owned one died from speeding and wrecking.

[Mr_Diesel]

GOOD

K-Mart Buys Wal-Mart.

[Matty-O]

Bad

The corrados have a K-Mart badge instead of a VW Badge

[Mr_Diesel]

GOOD

I make mad love to the owner of K-marts daughter. I secretly pour 3 drops of mercury in the owners ear and kill him in his sleep... I get away with the murder, and I now own K-mart. I then sell all stores to back to Sam Walton, except for the VW division.

Vw logo now goes back on the Corrados.

[burn_your_money]

BAD

The owner of K-Marts daughter is really a man.

[Jettaman]

GOOD

He has a sex change to make him a female again.

[Matty-O]

Bad

The surgery was done by a general practitioner who does any surgery for $129.95, the sex change was poorly done and body parts were flying all over the bedroom...

[GoodDayForADrive]

Good

Mr. Diesel is single again after the he/she dies during surgery.
:wink:

[burn_your_money]

BAD

He still made mad love to her... er him 8O

[Mr_Diesel]

omfg...

BAD

Mr Diesel forgets everything due to amnesia, and remembers some facts from a past life... Moves to Burkina Faso, and starts a new life in a sweatshop making dvd players.

[Matty-O]

Good

Before MR. Diesel moves away, due to lost memory he appoints me chief administrator...

[burn_your_money]

BAD
Due to civil right movements the sweat shop is shut down and Mr. Diesel is forced into a life of prostitution.

[miamiDaveGLi]

GOOD he quickly rises though the ranks and becomes the richest most sought after male prostitute in history. :lol:

[Provocyclist]

BAD

Mr. Diesel is sedated by a certian Lucy T. ****. In his stupor he agrees to give her 1/2 all his holdings in the k/wal-mart empire. Lucy frees Martha Stewart from her incerceration. The 2 crazed pseudo-lebians begin a systematic removal of anything that is tasteful or classy.

[GoodDayForADrive]

GOOD

VWs survive this, and all is well

[burn_your_money]

BAD
Mr. Diesel is still locked in Lucy T. ****'s dungeon. Poor guy, I think the rats and funky odours are getting to him :(

[fortytons]

GOOD:
Fortunately, Mr. Diesel eats a super rat (which is carrying corrupted DNA). This affords him super-human strength.
Feeding off of the methane from (his) funky odors, he breaks his chains and escapes the dungeon.
Unfortunately, his escape vehicle is my A3 2.0 with a slipping clutch.

[Mr_Diesel]

BAD

Syntax error[][][][] Data Corruption Error:

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Mr Diesel is back in business.

[fortytons]

Good
Steve calls and gives a modified version of the new ***** computer to Mr Diesel for website upgrades, but ends up being used to generate massive spam dumps on Vortex instead. :wink:

[burn_your_money]

BAD

Vortex retaliates. We gain 100 000 users overnight. Not only is our server about to catch fire, but each of the new users continually flames DN. Our site is ruined :(

[Mr_Diesel]

GOOD

Time to hire 150 new moderators. Our site is back in control.

[fortytons]

Bad!
The 150 moderators are plants hired by 1.8t to destroy our beloved hangout. Since JO went in the toidy, he had nothing else to do but look at pictures of his Subaru. :cry:

[GoodDayForADrive]

GOOD

They all die... randomly... I swear...

[Provocyclist]

BAD

With my having a vehicle of unusually high capacity, I am bequeathed with the task of removing the bodies...

[burn_your_money]

Good

With Provocyclist having a vehicle of unusually high capacity, He is bequeathed with the task of removing the bodies... :lol:

[Mr_Diesel]

BAD

The fuel leak catches the van on fire, and all the bodies are incinerated... No evidence is left behind... Ohh wait, is that a good thing?

[fortytons]

Good
After the taste of dry chemical leaves his mouth, he is forced continue on to the construction site to dispose of the "dead mouse bodies" (wink wink nudge nudge).
On the way, he buys a winning powerball ticket and a six-pack 0f Provo Girl with someone else's ID (fill in the blank as to why :wink: ) and continues to enjoy the festive day.

[jettadude]

BAD

night of the living dead, there all charded zombies. wanting brains. so im safe.

[burn_your_money]

Good

I pull my shotgun out from my closet and start wooping zombie ass.

[jettadude]

BAD

the shotgun sat for a long time in a damp area and rust formed in the barrel and backfired blowing your nose out the back of your head, making you king ala tyler entree` for the zombies.

[fortytons]

Good
No nose means T-man can't smell the charred bodies, so He takes them to the meat processing plant where they are made into Whopper and whopper jr. patties.

[twig]

BAD

that is the actual meat in those burgers

[burn_your_money]

GOOD

free burgers for everyone :D emmmmmm burgers :drool:

[Provocyclist]

BAD

On the way to cashing in the winning lotto ticket and getting some burgers, the motor on the Vano craps out.

[jettadude]

GOOD
it rolls into a VW dealership where they fix your van for free plus you win a special edition R32

[Mr_Diesel]

BAD: The R32 is a non DSG automatic. :(

[jettadude]

GOOD, the R32 was recalled due to a new problem and your sent 2 new R32's by mistake.

[Gotturbo]

BAD

Both R32's are old school brown color :cry:

[jettadude]

GOOD
With the lotto money you have them repainted tornado red, get sponcered and make more money.

[Salteatervw]

Bad
You get Sponsered by APC.

[Provocyclist]

GOOD

With all the new found funds, APC is bought and rescued from the clutches of idiot ricers,and turned into an awesome VW aftermarket company.

[jettadude]

BAD,

Bosh goes out of business

[Gotturbo]

GOOD

With all the money your making you buy bosh and reopen them.

[Salteatervw]

BAD

AC delco(GM) buys you out, D'OH!

[jettadude]

GOOD,
You arnt a 40 year old virgin

[Mr_Diesel]

BAD
You are not a 40 year old virgin, but you still drive a HONDA!!

[Provocyclist]

GOOD

At least the HonDUH doenst break down if you look at it wrong.

[jettadude]

BAD
Insted it Blows up

[Provocyclist]

GOOD

One less Honda on the road

[jettadude]

BAD

Less cars to romp on with a VW

[Salteatervw]

Good

Ricers realize not to mess with the power of a dub. :twisted:

[GoodDayForADrive]

BAD

They still have 30 foot wings...

[twig]

GOOD:

you can still laugh at them

[Salteatervw]

BAD

your girl leaves you for a ricer

[jettadude]

GOOD
She gets knocked up

[twig]

BAD

she insists that it's yours and won't stop calling you

[Mr_Diesel]

Good:

She can piss off and die! I want a damn paternity test!

[Provocyclist]

BAD

You have to go on the Maury Povich show to do it

[jettadude]

GOOD
Maury has a heart attack in the middle and grabs onto her for help she falls and breaks her neck there both dead and you sue for mental anguash and get tons of money and life is good.

[twig]

BAD

all the money is in offshore accounts, so you'll never see it

[Mr_Diesel]

BAD

This is really corny.

[Provocyclist]

GOOD

You find a mint Black '03 EuroVan on autotrader.com thats up in park city for $20k and you seriously consider buying it.

[jettadude]

BAD
Its full of dead bodies and they all have the clap.

[sausageburner]

BAD
Its full of dead bodies and they all have the clap.

how the hell do you follow that with a "good"????

[twig]

GOOD

they still have their wallets on them and have atleast $20 each

[jettadude]

BAD

Theve been sitting for a few weeks and the smell makes you puke every time you go in for a wallet.

[Mr_Diesel]

ROTFL

[Provocyclist]

GOOD

The puke neutralizes the mung of the rotting bodies, and you score enough cash to clean out the interior.

[jettadude]

BAD

They turn into zombies and start eating you alive from your feet up slowly.

[Matty-O]

Good

Since you become a zombie you get to live forever

[twig]

BAD

with all the work you've done to your car, it has the capability to go so fast that your zombie head keeps falling off everytime you gun it

[Salteatervw]

Good

You bite your new girlfriend and you become Zombies in love forever.

[jettadude]

BAD
Your dead and stupid. you wonder off and never see eachother.

[Matty-O]

Good:

As your wandering journey continues, you find a hotter zombie and marry her instead...

[jettadude]

BAD
Zombies can't get married and you get put on fire just for trying.

[Provocyclist]

GOOD

you burn for like 3 hours til youre all ash, then you rise, like a Phoenix, as an immortal man, and you get your choice of 3 super powers.

[twig]

BAD:

so does your lost wandering ex, who happens to loath you, thus causing you to become enemies, but since you are both immortal, the problem of the neverending battle occurs

[Matty-O]

Good

When you two meet for your first battle of the neverending story...She remembers she still loves you and just at the sight of you, she surrenders to you

[sausageburner]

BAD

You both go to your zombie liar to have wild sex but then you remember zombies are well know to have ED (erictile dysfunction)... so no zombie sex for you!

[Salteatervw]

Good

you ditch the bitch and steal your GF's money and buy a MKI Rabbit GTI

[jettadude]

Bad, Your still dead and your arm falls off and can't shift

[Matty-O]

Good

You still have enough $$$ left over to afford paddle shifters and have them mounted on the outside of the steering wheel so you can shift by smashing your face onto the paddles and steer with your thighs...

[jettadude]

BAD
That was 2 funny to think of anything to say^^^ LAMO!