LEBOWSKI / BURBS` quotes

[miamiDaveGLi]

F*** sympathy! I don't need your f******' sympathy, man, I need my f****** johnson!
Donny : What do you need that for, Dude? :D


Nihilists! F*** me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos"

[jettadude]

:stranger: hey dude, why do you gotta use so many cuss words?
:dude: what the f*ck you talking about?

[miamiDaveGLi]

The Big Lebowski:
Is it being prepared to do the right thing, whatever the cost? Isn't that what makes a man?
The Dude:
Sure, that and a pair of testicles.

[miamiDaveGLi]

He's a sex offender, with a record. He did six months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight-year-old. When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door-to-door to tell everyone he was a pederast.
Donny:
What's a "pederast," Walter?
Walter Sobchak:
Shut the fu** up, Donny.

[Gotturbo]

:roll: :lol:

[GoodDayForADrive]

This is a really sad thread guys...

[miamiDaveGLi]

This is a really sad thread guys...
LMAO :lol: but its fun for the dude and I :)

[jettadude]

i was in suncoast and i saw the movie poster. so i bought it!!!!!!!!!! lol.
bunny: ill suck your c*ck for a thousand dollars
brad: haaaaa thats wonderful
dude: ill go find a cash machine

[miamiDaveGLi]

i want one !!!

The Dude : Walter, what is the point? Look, we all know who is at fault here, what the f*** are you talking about?
Walter Sobchak : Huh? No, what the f*** are you... I'm not... We're talking about unchecked aggression here, dude.
Donny : What the f*** is he talking about?
The Dude : My rug.
Walter Sobchak : Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element!
The Dude : Walter, the chinaman who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill, so what the f*** are you talking about?
Walter Sobchak : What the f*** are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

[jettadude]

the dude: these arnt the people who built the railroads walter, he peed on my rug
walter: dude what the f*ck are you talking about
donny: who peed on your run dude?
walter: shut the f*ck up donny

[burn_your_money]

Oh man, this sounds like the best movie ever.

[miamiDaveGLi]

Oh man, this sounds like the best movie ever. 8O WHAT you havent seen it still!! lol

[burn_your_money]

No, I decided to drink in Ottawa instead of watch a movie...

[miamiDaveGLi]

No, I decided to drink in Ottawa instead of watch a movie...ahhhh i hear that!
check it when you get a chance :D

[jettadude]

!!!!!!!! tyler you need to see the movie!!!!!!!!!!!!

[burn_your_money]

I want to see it, the thing is I usually watch less then one hour of TV a week so the chances of me actaully going and getting it any time soon is pretty slim. But one day :D

[miamiDaveGLi]

!!!!!!!! tyler you need to see the movie!!!!!!!!!!!!i second that! 8)

[jettadude]

i took pics of my lebowski stuff. and of my tv while watching. lol check it out.
http://pictures.greatestjournal.com/userimg/2215965/510300
http://pictures.greatestjournal.com/userimg/2215971/510300

[miamiDaveGLi]

:D NICE MAN NICE i love that look on his face LOL right before Maude comes flying over LOL i see a copy of THE BURBS
I LOVE THAT MOVIE TOO LMAO!!!! thats a great one i have to get that on dvd now too :D

[jettadude]

hell yea dude the burbs is my alltime fav. movie. i live by that movie. you have no idea. ive seen it over 500 times and counting.

[miamiDaveGLi]

hell yea dude the burbs is my alltime fav. movie. i live by that movie. you have no idea. ive seen it over 500 times and counting. "yes you were you were chanting.
SATAN IS GOOD SATAN IS MY PAL"
klopeck what is that slavic ? ................. NO .......... bout a 9 on the tension scale there.
"pretty girl. friend of yours? no it came with the frrrame.
it came with the frrrrame?
:lol: :lol:

[jettadude]

"go for it mr. peterson, yea"
"well now that everyone is watching, yea lets go"

"what do you have in the basement klopek?"

"take your balls out of your wifes purse"

"oh ricky butler said"

[miamiDaveGLi]

LMAO Dan you know whats up! lmao ahh i must get that movie now.
"sardine ?"

[jettadude]

"you keep a horse in the basement!"

"youve had that in your shorts all day?"

"how about we sit down for a little face to face eh what rube?"

[miamiDaveGLi]

"hey PINNOCHIO, where do you think your going?!"

[burn_your_money]

Just so you guys know, there is a lebowski poster on Ebay. I'd find the link for you all but I have 56k.

[jettadude]

ok im changeing the topic title to lebowski / burbs' quotes.

[miamiDaveGLi]

LOL good! now i have to get that movie again . i had a crappy vhs copy from like 89 or somthing lol, BTW when does the dvd case say that movie was made ?

[jettadude]

i think 89, ill have to go recheck going...........now

*edit* yep 89

[miamiDaveGLi]

i think 89, ill have to go recheck going...........now

*edit* yep 89
LMAO i was 10 when that came out
i made my mom tape it of hbo LOL

[jettadude]

my dad taped it off HBO as well. i saw it when i was 5 and loved it since.

[jettadude]

well there go the damn brownies< rumsfeild

[Mr_Diesel]

well there go the damn brownies< rumsfeild


lol!!! Hey, is labowski that dude that plays the evil dude in the burbs?

[jettadude]

nope, lebowski is jeff bridges, the bad guy in the burbs was brother theador. i think. there were 3 bad guys in the burbs ill look there names up for ya.