View Full Version : The Official DUBNET Dating/Advice Thread
Matty-O
04-06-2004, 08:49 AM
WELCOME to the Official "GIRL THREAD". Its based on Gotturbo's thread on Jettaowners, But since we do have ladies here i figured it might as well be open to them too...ya know to make figurin this kind of stuff out and open to all...There's one rule though...No Negativity/anger is to be deployed here about any situation or advice...
Matty-O
04-06-2004, 09:30 AM
To start things off I have a dilemma...Now, on JO b4 the server transfer, I told a story of how this girl Jackie and I have become the best of friends. I wanted to take it to the next level and I didn't know whether or not she felt the same way as I did. Because of this uncertainty, I didnt want to ruin the relationship we had and I was unsure of what to do. Most of your advice, which is unequivocally appreciated and followed to the T was to just be patient (thanks Sam and JettaDude) and the patience is starting to payoff.
Its starting to payoff in the fact that I found out, thanks to my bro Chris, that she does in fact have feelings for me and wants to take it to the next level. Her exact words according to him were: "Chris, I like him alot, but he's not going to get me that easy." (This occured on saturday night, this is the type of girl that is definately going to make it hard and making it a true job but its worth it. I love this stuff, haha. ) Now, last night, I went to this girls' Sorority Lip Sync contest at our school and she was laying it on thick(meaning not getting too close, denying the fact that they weren't good when they were amazing and they eneded up winning first place, etc.) and I left feeling like I made no impression on her whatsoever until I got back to my Jet and I found something stuck underneathe my windshield wiper. It was a note on a paper napkin saying, "You have really nice eyes. *** bless your mother 4 having you!" and reading that I never felt so awesome...This is a girl that I have lost sleep over.
So, this has come down to a game of cat and mouse, playing "hard to get" if you will. And I need to know the next move and how to play this out (tell me how to Quarterback this thing if you will), I am going to her house on sunday for her birthday and I am the only friend going...It'll be me and her family that's it...Now, I need to know what my next move should be bc I am also working with her on saturday and I need an idea on what kind of gift I should give her (I was thinking along the lines of Victoria's Secret Beauty gift boxes)...Help because i've lost this cat and mouse game before and I will NOT be losing this one...Sorry this took so damn long haha, Matt.
sausageburner
04-06-2004, 04:56 PM
you can do one of two things: 1) you can tell her how you feel about her and then ask her out 2) You can also play the game and play hard to get which can backfire but usually doesn't.
1 would be the one i go with.
abezturb0
04-07-2004, 12:33 PM
i second the 1st option given by sausageburner. i think that the games are fun, but they have to end sometime. i think that the b-day party is a perfect venue for telling her your true feelings.
just remember to be confident and i am sure she wil be yours. as long as she feels the same.
abe.,.
Mr_Diesel
04-07-2004, 12:57 PM
Don't wait too long either... My friend lost a great chance he had with his life long crush, cause he waited too long.
DELETED BY MR DIESEL Due to excessive stupidity.
jettadude
04-07-2004, 04:42 PM
^^^^^^^^^^^^
who the f**k is that? hey wait a min. was that UE?
^^^^^^^^^^^^
who the f**k is that? hey wait a min. was that UE?
Sure was.
By the way, will a moderator pleae remove that other post. I wasn't logged in.
jettadude
04-07-2004, 06:48 PM
^^^^^^^^^^^^
who the f**k is that? hey wait a min. was that UE?
Sure was.
By the way, will a moderator pleae remove that other post. I wasn't logged in.
done and done. its been awhile. nice to be posting with you again. i see that you prefer the new JO? or you just don't have a problem with it? what is your input?
i see that you prefer the new JO? or you just don't have a problem with it? what is your input?
Both, actually. I do like the upgrades that Brian made. And I don't have a problem with it at all.
RacerX
04-08-2004, 05:21 AM
^^^^^^^^^^^^
who the f**k is that? hey wait a min. was that UE?
Sure was.
By the way, will a moderator pleae remove that other post. I wasn't logged in.
done and done. its been awhile. nice to be posting with you again. i see that you prefer the new JO? or you just don't have a problem with it? what is your input?
Ha ha LOL and ha ha so much better you forgot to log in I laugh in your general direction... :P
Now on theother hand you dont see ole RacerX posting here do you...thats cuz I dont wanna give out all my secrets tho not cuz RacerX> you (even tho RacerX>you) :roll:
back on topic
yeah play the game for a bit but dont be to stand offish just kinda play around but dont wait to long
RX
jettadude
04-08-2004, 09:44 AM
:?: :? WHAT :? :?:
sausageburner
04-09-2004, 07:47 PM
I just wanted to take the time to let you people know that I have no girl problems.
What does this all mean? It means that I'm better than you.
Ryan > All of you
edited by jettadude due to profanity
It means you cant get any girls.. which = no problems! :lol: joking...
majorkirkus
04-09-2004, 11:28 PM
well, i guess this is a "girl" problem because girls are involved...but its not because i'm in a relationship with any of them...but its a bit of a read...so read if you wanna...
as some of you may know (doubt it), im a student at Cal Poly Pomona and i work in the Visitor's and Information Center there. anyway, one of our tourguides, michele, is graduating this year. shes done with classes already and just needs to wait til june to actually walk and get her diploma. Well, ever since Michele moved back to Hemet to wait out until june, Meaghan and I have been trying to get her out here or drive out there to Hemet to visit and hang out and whatever. Well, shes been using every excuse to not do it. So, she doesnt' want to hang out...whatever. Michele has been writing to our boss, Steve, about how Meaghan and I just can't see her perspective and see that she has to be more mature now that shes "graduated."
anyway, this past week, i called michele to jsut see how she was doing and such and ask her if she were to come out to campus for purposes of taking care of graduation stuffs...to see if maybe at least she and i could hang out. Well, the conversation didn't go anywhere which kinda irks me, but whatevs. but apparenlty, the night that i called her, she e-mailed my boss Steve. Don't know what exactly about...but heres the issue...
so, today, as i was sitting at my boss' desk, as i usually do(Steve doesn't mind), i was just doodling on teh computer when on his desk i saw the e-mail that she wrote. I jsut saw the header and the person who e-mailed it...but i didn't read it. Its kinda bothering me that she's talking about me (i know this cuz i'm in the title line), so should i just read the e-mail on the desk and betray teh trust of michele? Or should i confront Michele about something that i'm not supposed to know? Or should i do both?
Heres where another dilemma is...steve is the kinda guy that says one thing but will do something in order to achieve something else...like he would leave the e-mail out for me to read it...as long as he himself didn't give it to me...except i dont know if he's doing that this time...
Gotturbo
04-10-2004, 02:36 PM
I would read it! :twisted:
Mr_Diesel
04-11-2004, 09:23 PM
Damn... I thought I was in trouble.
Matty-O
04-13-2004, 10:59 AM
well capt ill comment on ur situation in a sec...Ive come to a decision and im updating the situation...
Well her father decided to cancel the whole birthday meeting and said "Family only" so that got hsot to hell...I tried to compensate by offering to take her out monday but due to sorority stuff and HW she couldnt oblige the invite...
So Ive come to a decision...Im no longer waiting...Im no longer playing these f'n kiddy games of chase...Im taking a stand to what our society has deemed to be acceptable relationship foreplay...Like i said to sam, "ive made the decision to lie all the cards on the table saturday(which is the next time I see her) and see if she calls the hand and lies down her cards or folds and walks out the casino door..."
"And thats all Ive got to say about that..."-Forrest Gump
Capt., Instead of reading this memo behind everyones back and sneaking around, talk to your boss about her. If you guys are that close that he'll let you sit at the dude's desk for the fun of it then just talk with the dude...Im sure he'll be cool about it, If he doesn't want to tell you then he wont but he wont get pissed off about you asking..but he will get pissed off that you betrayed his trust and looked at somehting you shouldnt have...
jettadude
04-13-2004, 08:25 PM
well heres a new girl problem for ya. my g/f who is a year and a half younger then me. she is quite the flirt. :evil: i can understand that she has the body to do it. :twisted: as i said before about the **** in the golf. i told him never to go around her again or ill kill him and so far he has been far away. no i was walking to a friends house. jetta was down for a bit due to clutch cable and rain. now im walking by her house and what do i see but her and her ex chilling on her portch cuddleing and talking. so my short temperedness kicks in and i flip sh*t!. he jumps off saying it was nothing she was almost in tears that i saw it. no i don't blame her that much. she is quite shy and easy. yes i g/f is easy! :evil: so when i don't ask questions and punch this kid in the face why am i the bad guy. well after i beat the **** of him on her portch im the bad guy but still. there lucky i didn't see more or i would of kill him and put him in my trunk. ask sam im fuc**ng nuts ill do it. i know a nice little place in jersey right across from NY that bodys can dissapear. so i flip beat his ass and shes mad at me. im not a mean person. around her and to her im a ***** cat. i speak in a soft voice. im such a ***** when its comes to girls. shes been treating and used by all of her other b/fs and i step in and treat her that way she should. with respect, love and warmth. if she needs somthing ill get it. if she needs to go somewhere ill take her. but everytime i turn around its like shes behind my back with someone. im gonna get arrested soon if i keep fighting! i have a record for it allready. what should i do. remember i can fit 3 bodies in the truck without the chainsaw. :twisted:
sausageburner
04-13-2004, 09:51 PM
dude... you had every right to beat his a**! I would have done the same damn thing, hell there is this girl im going after and she is kind "seeing" another guy, and it pisses him off that i like her but oh well. Anyways one night i text her and he text me back from her phone and that pissed me off soo much!
but anyways, I would have done the same!
Matty-O
04-13-2004, 11:08 PM
Nice Kill...literally...kid deserved it for obvious reasons...but your gf shouldnt be off the hook either...it takes two to cuddle...id be like, "listen, after what just happened and bc of a few other instances, my trust with you is dwindling, and I can't be worried every ten seconds about you being in the arms of another guy...Realtionships are built on trust and if i cant trust you then I dont know what..."
or soemthing to that effect but you get teh picture...tahts the best idea that i have concerning it...
jettadude
04-14-2004, 08:34 AM
i have almost no trust with her anymore. well if this goes downhill i know a really nice collage girl that will be a great g/f. shes not as exciting but i wont have to worrie and stuff. anyways she says shes going to the mall today with some friends. well guess whos gonna be walking the mall aswell. yeppers me. so if shes not there. im gonna need a good explanition. if shes there doing the same **** with another guy im waiting for them in the parking lot. hes going in my trunk. im not kidding im bringing 2 friends and rope. im gonna put him in the trunk drive his ass out of state and dump him. make him walk back.
that is a good idea, but maybe just leave him with nothing but a string bikini to wear home.
anyways, a relationship not based on trust will go nowhere. you have a hard time trusting her, she hates you for doing what was right by kicking the s**t out of that other guy. that seems like it's hurting, plus the fact that you already have your eyes on some other girl. man, maybe your current one is not right for you and you need to just see what other fish are in the pond, man.
sausageburner
04-14-2004, 12:17 PM
i with twig.
Matty-O
04-14-2004, 01:07 PM
i wouldnt go that far with the bikini thing, but youre thinking i like that...lol...umm i like the dropping his ass off outside the state border and while youre at it take the soon to be ex-gf too she deserves for all the crap youve been through...and def go after the college chick bro theyre much more mature and trustworthy and dont worry about the part fo the girl...adventure is what you make of it...take her places and explore things with her that you both enjoy to do or have never tried before so if you both dont like it you could laugh about it together...
jettadude
04-14-2004, 03:54 PM
yea its over now. and im suspended from school for the next 3 days and grounded so i might not be on. saw her kissing some kid. had no idea who he was so i grabed him and threw him down the closest flight of stairs. told her to F*CK*FF and walked away. so i got called down to the office later in the day suspended and stuff. so im PO'ed but the collage chick wants me to go and chill with her at her dorm. so im going to party. thanks dudes:) helping me on my way to happyness! :D
sausageburner
04-14-2004, 03:58 PM
yea its over now. and im suspended from school for the next 3 days and grounded so i might not be on. saw her kissing some kid. had no idea who he was so i grabed him and threw him down the closest flight of stairs. told her to F*CK*FF and walked away. so i got called down to the office later in the day suspended and stuff. so im PO'ed but the collage chick wants me to go and chill with her at her dorm. so im going to party. thanks dudes:) helping me on my way to happyness! :D
that's f****** awesome! dan is my new role model!
I say anyone who throws a guy down the stairs for kissing his girl, then tells the girl to f off, and then is going to hang out with a college girl at her dorm is the s***!
jettadude
04-14-2004, 04:05 PM
its not the first time ive throw someone down stairs. it works great. in a fight just grab there ass and chuck away! hellz yea. dude im partying it up. anyone hear of east stroudsberg university? thats where im going:) p a r t why? cause im pissed and can! lol
DavidLara
04-14-2004, 08:05 PM
Women, they are so special... I would better be gay... but men are worst and non-attractive to me... so women... ***, they command us, they makes us do what they want and end up divorcing us with half of our wallet.... at least sometimes it worths definitively!!!
sausageburner
04-15-2004, 12:21 AM
so women... ***, they command us, they makes us do what they want and end up divorcing us with half of our wallet.... at least sometimes it worths definitively!!!
Sounds like you have had lots of girl problem.
Gotturbo
04-15-2004, 09:14 AM
Dude thats awesome! :lol: I would've kicked his ass! Some guy asked my gf out at work the other day she told him no that she has a bf but he keeps buggin her :twisted: ... Im gunna kick someones ass if it countinues. :twisted:
i got lucky with my g/f....k, not in that way, but i went out clubbing with her and a bunch of friend cuz she likes to dance....when i dance, i look like i'm having an epileptic seizure...so i don't dance...me and a friend were watching our g/fs dance and mine had 3 guys in 5 minutes go hit on her.....she told them off so bad they all left the club....i thought it was the funniest thing.
Matty-O
04-15-2004, 01:14 PM
Sam you need the help just let me know ill fly out and help you kick his ass...lol...twig thats shear awesomeness...jetta dude youre truly the man...i dont blame...hope the party went well...enjoy ur vacation :twisted: ...
jettadude
04-15-2004, 11:20 PM
yea its all good. i can still go on my comp so. but i have a restraining order on me. so unless were in school i can be within 50 feet of the kid. so im like fine. doesn't mean my friends can't. man the s*it that a girl will make you do. damn. :x
jettadude
04-15-2004, 11:25 PM
Dude thats awesome! :lol: I would've kicked his ass! Some guy asked my gf out at work the other day she told him no that she has a bf but he keeps buggin her :twisted: ... Im gunna kick someones ass if it countinues. :twisted:
dude its simple. catch him walking somewhere walk up behind him. grab him from behing drag him between a house and let him have it. you got to get him from behind so he can't id you later.
or step up like a real man and still kick the s*** out of him
sausageburner
04-16-2004, 04:12 PM
Sam you need the help just let me know ill fly out and help you kick his ass
I'm with him!
jettadude
04-16-2004, 04:43 PM
or step up like a real man and still kick the s*** out of him
if he can id you then you go away for asult. if he can't then you still beat his ass and get away
Gotturbo
04-16-2004, 07:48 PM
If I fight him it will be straight up... Im not a *****! Plus that I know I could win :D
sausageburner
04-16-2004, 10:39 PM
Im not a *****!
you aren't? :lol:
DavidLara
04-17-2004, 02:04 PM
so women... ***, they command us, they makes us do what they want and end up divorcing us with half of our wallet.... at least sometimes it worths definitively!!!
Sounds like you have had lots of girl problem.
Yes, but I still loving them, specially when they are so different, I could go to Taiwan and meet a girl from there, get bored and go to Moscow and be amazed by the tons of beauty there and then pass by france with its terrible women (too much feminism) and then go back with my exwife and visit my child.
Modern women are so f#$% complicated, they want everything, your money, your career, your attention, your care, everything. If I get married again it will be with a Taiwanese or with an ukranian, what do you think people about "imported from 3rd world countries" women???
jettadude
04-18-2004, 01:54 AM
uhhhhh :? :?: :? well.... hmmmm..... i dunno. there like 10 grand! unless there dieing to get out of their country.
plus the whole language barrier...although it has it's perks too...lets see:
for importing:
1) don't know what's legal and whats not (so keeping them confined in the home is ok)
2) sex is the only language you will both know.
against importing:
1) some kinds of foreign food.....ugh
2) rampant AIDs/HIV in certain areas
3) unknown certain mafia ties....who knows what surprises will find you in the morning.
personally, i'll stay domestic
Matty-O
04-19-2004, 06:30 PM
Boom! This kid gets brighter with every post i see...I love the litalian girls the best if you ask me..theyre so much stronger mentally and they can cook like whoa...plus theyve got much more spunk than any other culture and i love that about them...but damn those potential mafia ties but hell ill risk it for a chance wit one of those chicks
jettadude
04-19-2004, 08:23 PM
ahhhhhhhh yea.............. watch sorprano's alot? j/k lol :lol:
Matty-O
04-20-2004, 12:05 AM
actually picked it up again just tonight i missed all of last season but was informed taht i didnt miss much...
jettadude
04-20-2004, 08:43 AM
yea im gonna get the first few seasons on DVD once i can get the cash.
i watched a few episodes, it was good, but i never really got into it....isn't there a movie coming out too or something?
sausageburner
04-20-2004, 12:22 PM
never seen it... :( I heard its a hella tight show though.
DavidLara
04-20-2004, 03:09 PM
plus the whole language barrier...although it has it's perks too...lets see:
for importing:
1) don't know what's legal and whats not (so keeping them confined in the home is ok)
2) sex is the only language you will both know.
against importing:
1) some kinds of foreign food.....ugh
2) rampant AIDs/HIV in certain areas
3) unknown certain mafia ties....who knows what surprises will find you in the morning.
personally, i'll stay domestic
Hahaha :lol: you got good points.
Sometimes I cannot understand why american people think they are the only modern civilization in the globe. It is funny though, I have met several ladies in Kharkov, Ukraine and in Moscow Russia, very sharp-minded and cultured-persons with strong knowledge of history, phylosophy and science and of course able to speak since the easy-to-speak english until the more complex french and the best part of all this is that they are extremely talented and goddamn beautiful, white, tall, thin and colored beautiful eyes.
Of course I am not saying that american women are not attractive or smart enough, but personally I like the differences as I earlier said, so I will go to the most enigmatic places to meet interesting native women. In the USA there´re lot of women from those countries, but they are now "civilized" and they have lost their traditions, their home-oriented mentality and their love to maternity.
Regarding your AGAINST points I can say:
1.- Foreign food: thousand times better than McDonnalds
2.- Rampant AIDS: Do not go to Africa or Cuba (not all Cuba, actually USA is more infected)
3.- Mafia ties: mmmm never seen something like that.
I bet many of you are italian, mexican, european, etc. or at least descendants of foreigners. So try look at your past, you will not be disappointed.
Matty-O
04-22-2004, 10:39 AM
i must concur with the validity of basically all of that...women...u can't liv with em and can't pee standing up
sausageburner
04-22-2004, 12:14 PM
i must concur with the validity of basically all of that...women...u can't liv with em and can't pee standing up
:?
jettadude
04-22-2004, 05:36 PM
ha ive seen a chick pee standing up so its possable. nasty but possable.
that must be quite the difficult task without a good handle on anything to aim.
Matty-O
04-23-2004, 12:23 PM
indeed...
jettadude
04-23-2004, 03:40 PM
eh she just kinda arched her back and pulled up. :lol:
sausageburner
04-23-2004, 04:24 PM
they actually have a cone with a hose on it for girls to piss with, lol... no joke!
jettadude
04-23-2004, 05:54 PM
wow 8O never knew that
sausageburner
04-23-2004, 06:10 PM
wow 8O never knew that
that's cuz you aint a girl... :?
Gotturbo
04-26-2004, 10:27 AM
This is the "girl problems" thread... Not "How girls piss" thread. :lol:
see, it is a problem tho. i mean it would be a pain for a girl to sit every time, so why not fix the problem with the cone-n-hose solution
Matty-O
04-26-2004, 01:36 PM
I dub page 4 of girl problems, in my book, as the funniest succession of posts I have ever seen...and I have seen those cone and hose things in camping catalogs b4... theyre funny as s***...
sausageburner
04-26-2004, 03:10 PM
see, it is a problem tho. i mean it would be a pain for a girl to sit every time, so why not fix the problem with the cone-n-hose solution
and that's why im glad to have a *****!
Matty-O
04-26-2004, 03:16 PM
I second that 8)
jettadude
04-26-2004, 07:28 PM
whoa now lets not turn this into a ***** party here. :lol:
sausageburner
04-26-2004, 08:58 PM
im speechless... :?
gottajetta
04-26-2004, 11:11 PM
havent followed this thread but just read it and what happened? why are you guys talkin bout girls pissing standing and how u guys like *****? u guys are goofy :D
i agree....we should not turn this into a sausage fest.....ok.
anybody have any problems with ex's haunting them or anything of the sort?
sausageburner
04-27-2004, 01:05 PM
agreed, i will burn down any sausage fests! :evil:
gottajetta
04-27-2004, 05:14 PM
ok sausage :D
jettadude
04-27-2004, 08:27 PM
burn baby burn!!!!!!! lol.
Matty-O
04-28-2004, 10:22 AM
SAUSAGE INFERNO! :twisted: BURN BABY BURN! :twisted:
thats enough of that....
Umm, to get this back on track I have an update of my littly story...and the news isnt good...
The hunt for that chick is over and I got killed...**** started to hit the fan saturday when i found out that this girl, took the **** from my pool instead of me...for the past 8 months, he has treated her with disrespect, has asked her out 4 times or so and her response to him everytime was "Three weeks from never" and he was chosen instead of taking me the guy who has taken her out to dinner in Garden City (for those who don't think its a big deal its the richest city in the second richest county in America today), the guy who has taken her home and called to make sure she was feeling better the next morning when she got piss drunk the previous night (which also became a huge danger to the leather upholstry in my car), the guy who went to her lip sync contest instead of working on paper that was due 2 days later(i got it done and got an A but thats besides the point i work better under pressure anyways)...I just don't f'n get women...no matter how hard I try...theres nothing I can do to win...I can't ever win...I can hook up with a chick at a party without even thinking twice but I just can't get a relationship going...my role in life with women so far is a hookup and a friend...I just don't f'n get it...enlighten me people please...am i doing something wrong or am i doing too many things right? i just can't f'n understand this...
i don't wanna sound like a ****, but just relax.
seriously, all you have to do is calm down and stop trying so hard to get hitched. focus on something else. i mean, girls are great and all, especially when you have a good relationship with a specific one, but they take up time.
for the summer just work and save money, and the girl will eventually come to you. i don't really believe in fate, but you will meet the right one. just don't get yourself into any sh*t you shouldn't be messing with.
Matty-O
04-28-2004, 01:33 PM
No you didnt sound like a ****...I didnt mean for the message to be forceful or anything, I am quite relaxed and i got over her actually remarkably fast after a whole bunch of stuff ive heard about her by which ive never laughed so hard...anyway yeh i am gonna do that(the whole work and save money thing)...im just so friggin stressed out lately that this is something i didnt need right now...ive got 2 jobs, go to college full time, have finals coming up in a week and two days, and just this s*** going down was not a help...i just dont understand the thought process behind all of this...ne ideas?
sausageburner
04-28-2004, 01:47 PM
guys will never understand the logic behind girls mind, and the same for girls understanding guys. Its just the way it is!
jettadude
04-29-2004, 10:11 PM
girls think were complacated. uhh no! we have few moods. happy, sad, mad, and horny. thats it. not much going on. and they ask us what were thinking. and we say nothing. and its the truth! or were thinking about f*cking the living s*it out of them in some obscean way and don't want to tell them. :twisted: thats my view
Gotturbo
04-29-2004, 10:19 PM
I usually know whats goin on in my gf's mind she's pretty easy to guess... Its kinda nice. :D
mine stopped asking what i was thinking a long time ago, cuz i kept saying nothing and mean it. i mean, what am i supposed to think when i'm watching TV? i don't. she finally realized that and now doesn't ask me.
jettadude
04-30-2004, 09:28 AM
when she asked me i would just say. oh just thinking about you. then i would go get some butt or somthing to eat. both equaly nice. :lol:
abezturb0
04-30-2004, 04:23 PM
when she asked me i would just say. oh just thinking about you. then i would go get some butt or somthing to eat. both equaly nice. :lol:
dude, you would go eat some butt!!! 8O that 's pretty funny! :D
sausageburner
04-30-2004, 09:23 PM
dude, you would go eat some butt!!! 8O that 's pretty funny! :D
:roll:
jettadude
04-30-2004, 09:27 PM
uhh no dude. i was comparing sex to food. not eating butt. :roll: :?
Gotturbo
04-30-2004, 09:40 PM
:lol: :lol:
gottajetta
04-30-2004, 11:03 PM
:D haha eating butt...whod a thot
Gotturbo
05-01-2004, 08:16 AM
I've heard of eating ***** but not butt :? :lol:
jettadude
05-02-2004, 08:37 PM
ok a little off topic. lets get back to the topic. the guy that my g/f dumped me for. update. got an assbeating. :twisted: he should not of walked home from her house. which is 4 blocks from mine. he walked right past my house and down a alley. :twisted: i didn't take my happy pills that morning either. so hahahaha it was fun. :twisted:
Matty-O
05-03-2004, 08:48 AM
Wow...interesting...umm yeh little bastard set himself up for that one..walking down an alley with a angry ex-bf on the loose close by? thats friggin brilliant...its like a gazelle standing in teh middle of an open field with a lion roaming around the perimeter in the long grass waiting to pounce(analogy is a bit off but you get the picture)
Matty-O
05-03-2004, 11:28 AM
I have a question for you guys nd gals...
What would the do's and dont's be when dealing with an older girl, friendshipwise and also more than friendship wise...im 19 and shes 23...could use some help in this particular area...
jettadude
05-03-2004, 03:03 PM
ive found that being one extream is good. either mature or inmature. whatever shes looking for. or just be really mellow and cool. laid back. that always is cool. oh and yea i guess it was cool beating up that kid but now a few days later when i look back at it. it wasn't worth it. word leaked and alot of people hate me for it. and the black eye is a bitch :?
Matty-O
05-03-2004, 04:31 PM
were you the giver or the receiver of this black eye?
jettadude
05-03-2004, 04:42 PM
both, but thats it. 1 hit. then i went ape sh*t.
sausageburner
05-04-2004, 01:19 PM
girl problems suck...
Gotturbo
05-04-2004, 04:59 PM
Got that right.
jettadude
05-04-2004, 08:31 PM
pffft....girls.. :roll:
Matty-O
05-12-2004, 08:19 AM
Indeed :roll:
sausageburner
05-12-2004, 01:31 PM
i got a new girl problem if you guys wanna hear it?
sausageburner
05-12-2004, 01:41 PM
well here it is... this is gonna be long...
There is this girl Ive been trying to get with for awhile, first i asked her out and she said she wasn't looking for a relationship which is cool so instead we became really good freinds, even though i still have a thing for her. But lately she has really been pissing me off, 1. she ignores my calls which she says she doesn't but i know she does, 2. she has ditched me many times to hang out with other guys and freinds, 3. she wont talk to me when she is hanginganswer the phone when she is hanging out with her freinds, but when she hangs out with me she talk away or be texting. and there is other little **** too. Right now im at the point where i say f*** it, not be her friend anymore and move on but i can't cuz i like her way too much. I sent her a text today telling her to call me so i can vent on stuff that's been pissing me off but i have no idea to pile this s*** on her!
What the hell do i do?
jettadude
05-12-2004, 07:30 PM
just tell her flat out. if she tells you to F*ck yourself then walk away it wasn't ment to be. if not then still try. if it doesn't get fixed then walk away. if it does then go for it and keep trying to be her friend and to get with her.
Gotturbo
05-13-2004, 02:18 PM
I would just flat out ask her if she still wants to be friends.
hey, screw her. too bad she tossed away a friend. her fault, not yours. so just walk away with your head held high.
sausageburner
05-17-2004, 03:46 PM
we are having a talk about it tonight.
jettadude
05-17-2004, 03:51 PM
good. just don't go soft. stand your ground!
sausageburner
05-17-2004, 03:52 PM
:cry: ...
jettadude
05-17-2004, 03:57 PM
*patts on back* that'll do pig, that'll do
sausageburner
05-17-2004, 04:00 PM
3 pats right? no more no less!
jettadude
05-17-2004, 04:04 PM
:D 3 pats indeed
Gotturbo
05-17-2004, 04:08 PM
You can do it... Maybe :lol:
jettadude
05-17-2004, 04:11 PM
maybe?! comon you gotta have faith :D
sausageburner
05-17-2004, 06:32 PM
i can do it!
no specific problem here really.
i just got engaged a week ago, and my fiance seems sort of specific on the way she wants things done. how do i reroute her way of thinking so that she doesn't see me manipulating her?
Matty-O
05-30-2004, 12:38 AM
such a task has yet to be found...
Gotturbo
05-30-2004, 07:43 PM
Have fun.
jettadude
06-01-2004, 06:27 PM
no specific problem here really.
i just got engaged a week ago, and my fiance seems sort of specific on the way she wants things done. how do i reroute her way of thinking so that she doesn't see me manipulating her?
theres only one thing you can do!......Stick it in her BUTT! :lol:
i know you know this already, but you are a sick and twisted individual
sausageburner
06-08-2004, 06:32 PM
no specific problem here really.
i just got engaged a week ago, and my fiance seems sort of specific on the way she wants things done. how do i reroute her way of thinking so that she doesn't see me manipulating her?
theres only one thing you can do!......Stick it in her BUTT! :lol:
doesn't work...
Mr_Diesel
06-09-2004, 12:09 AM
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....
e1over
06-11-2004, 09:38 PM
I found a great website that deals with male/female interact with each other, and also explains why nice guys finish last, and what to do if all your female friends constantly bitch about their boyfriends!
http://www.intellectual*****s.com/masterladder.html
Mr_Diesel
06-12-2004, 01:30 PM
wow!!!
jettadude
06-12-2004, 10:04 PM
seek help ASAP!! if you have time to find that website you need a hobby! lol :lol:
Mr_Diesel
06-13-2004, 01:26 PM
That website is an excellent resource for peeps like myself.... I've had more girlfriends that I have had cars.
Matty-O
06-14-2004, 12:50 AM
thats an awesome website but yeh a hobby is needed immediately, but youre forgiven since it kicks so much ass....sorry i havent been on in a long time guys ive missed talking with everyone just b/w working 48 hrs a week, then going out 6/7 nights and not coming home till 230 and getting up again at 830 to go to work im surprised ive found time to take a **** but im back and i want to get into the full swing of things. So to start off my reintro to our fantastic group I have a couple of questions actually and you may answer them in no particular order...
1) Is going out with a girl thats four years older than me neccesarily a bad thing or is it considered a good thing (shes 23 im 19)
2) The summer has started and the contemplation came up after i had a date with this girl that i was introduced through a good friend, should i stick with this girl? or (in association with my best friends, theyve become like my brothers) should i stay single and get possibly a much better situation and hookup with girls in the mean time?
Gotturbo
06-14-2004, 07:44 PM
1- I dont think its bad to date someone older than you...
2- Hook up with her you might like her!
Mr_Diesel
06-15-2004, 02:47 PM
hmmmm? :?
e1over
06-15-2004, 09:54 PM
1) At your age dating a girl older than you can be a definate good thing, as they have a better idea as to what they're looking for and tend to not be as much of drama queens.
2) Do whatever you want to, but dating a friend of friends can get complicated, sometimes leading to loss of friends.
A bit of unsolicited advise: Don't look for a girl to be "the one", that being one person that completes you. You try for that, and you end up losing contact with all your friends, and even if you break up/wake up and decide you want friends again, it will never be the same with the friends you had.
I'mma stepping off my soap box now.
Mr_Diesel
06-28-2004, 12:47 PM
Amen... More unsolicited advice.... DON'T DATE FRIENDS OF EX'S... Very very dangerous.
Gotturbo
07-16-2004, 09:42 AM
New problem.... Ive been going out with this girl and she has trust issues cause her dad left her, she had some good friends when she was a kid that were like brothers and they sexually abused her and just alot of stuff like that. So anyways its kind of engraved in her mind that anyone that you love or have a relationship with is going to hurt you so she feels that she has to hurt them first so she thought this when we first started gong out so 2 weeks after we starting going out she slept with another guy. Plus she made out with a couple other guys. What do you guys think I should do? Stay with her and try helping her show her that not everyone is like that? Or just stay away from her? Its a hard decision but its gotta be done. Im supposed to go talk to her in like an hour so ill update this when I get home.
sausageburner
07-16-2004, 02:09 PM
dude that's a sticky situation... If it was me i would stay away, personally I could never be with a girl that has cheated on me, no matter what the circumstance is. Because to me relationships are ALL about trust and you can't trust someone after they have slept with someone else.
Oh and i would beat that guys ass after i dumped her!
HyperNut
07-17-2004, 01:08 AM
Thats way too much stuff to read, just do what i did. Find a college that has a really good woman/men, and go there, problem solved!
sausageburner
07-17-2004, 02:33 PM
Thats way too much stuff to read, just do what i did. Find a college that has a really good woman/men, and go there, problem solved!
http://images.zeroforum.com/smile/emthdown.gif
Mr_Diesel
07-17-2004, 05:49 PM
Hey Sam... I am dating a chick from Payson right now... Payson is a great place to pick up the chicks... The girls in Spanish Fork get more and more boring every day.... If you don't have a dodge diesel truck, that sits 15 feet off the ground, they don't want you anyway.
jettadude
07-17-2004, 06:06 PM
yea sam i would just let this one go, there are plenty of nutcase chicks out there, find yourself 1 that doesn't have the erge to go out and screw other guys.
HyperNut
07-18-2004, 12:47 AM
Thats way too much stuff to read, just do what i did. Find a college that has a really good woman/men, and go there, problem solved!
http://images.zeroforum.com/smile/emthdown.gif
As in how many woman there are compaired to how many men there are. You want more on the woman side then the man side, like 8 women to lets say one man. When looking at this too one must consider other factors, so the, lets call it a ratio, might be a lot better then it looks.
Matty-O
07-18-2004, 02:06 AM
Sam, my boy, I must concur with the other gentlemen here. This girl has alot of baggage that you don't need...**** happens and none of it was your fault...I too dated a girl with trust/relationship problems and its very hard to change a girl like that, i swear it's very hard to do...But this is your call, honestly I would take a step back for a second and think about where this is going, how this will effeect you...We're here for ya bre...Good Luck...Matt
Gotturbo
07-18-2004, 05:10 PM
Hey Sam... I am dating a chick from Payson right now... Payson is a great place to pick up the chicks... The girls in Spanish Fork get more and more boring every day.... If you don't have a dodge diesel truck, that sits 15 feet off the ground, they don't want you anyway.
Hey everybody thanx for the advice... I am stepping back for awhile. Hey cody I think if I put a levaling kit and rims on my truck Ill be good enough to pick up chicks in spanish fork! :lol: Me and my dad are going to get matching rims. :D :D :D
Mr_Diesel
07-18-2004, 09:17 PM
Dunt furget yur cowbah hat tew!
sausageburner
07-20-2004, 06:35 PM
As in how many woman there are compaired to how many men there are. You want more on the woman side then the man side, like 8 women to lets say one man. When looking at this too one must consider other factors, so the, lets call it a ratio, might be a lot better then it looks.
I know what you meant, but nothings better then an all girls college to go to and meet girls! women/no men :D !
PAGE 10 OWNED BIOTCHES!
Mr_Diesel
07-21-2004, 10:11 AM
:?
sausageburner
07-21-2004, 01:45 PM
I know... I'm lame... :cry:
Gotturbo
07-21-2004, 04:54 PM
It took you this long to figure that out?
sausageburner
07-21-2004, 06:27 PM
It took you this long to figure that out?
:( oh yeah... i forgot slow/stupid too... :cry:
Mr_Diesel
07-22-2004, 04:24 PM
Anybody been out with some dub chicks lately?
jettadude
07-22-2004, 07:26 PM
^
:D | <- raised hand
Mr_Diesel
07-22-2004, 09:57 PM
And?
sausageburner
07-23-2004, 08:00 PM
I did meet this one girl who has a new white 1.8T jetta, she's pretty hot too and rich as hell. :D
Gotturbo
07-23-2004, 09:10 PM
you have her number right??
jettadude
07-24-2004, 03:38 PM
well and nothing.... i think im getting dumped.... oh well no biggy it was fun while it lasted
Matty-O
07-25-2004, 01:54 PM
1) Is going out with a girl thats four years older than me neccesarily a bad thing or is it considered a good thing (shes 23 im 19)
Ok a little GP Update considering this quote...i just made out with her in a bar two nights ago and throughout all the girls i have made out with before she was unequivocally the best kisser i have ever experienced in my lifetime...with women and life i have officially hit an all-time high...three weks ago i got laid for the first time with someone who really doesn't mean anything to me and two nights ago i hooked up with girl that means a great deal to me who's 4 years older than me...however, there were a few things about it that made me a bit uneasy about the other night, but at the same time could not let me stop thinking about this girl...
1) She is my Best Friend. (We've been the closest any two people could be...I dont know how i should act the next time I see her, we did speak yesterday and today...we both agreed not to discuss it at either of our pools, becuase rumors spread way too fast and get too twisted...which is very understandable especially since theres been stuff going around already that the two of us are going out but are keeping it secret so im cool with not divu**ing what happened that night and we both agreed things wont get weird despite what happened)
2) Alcohol was involved. (She was drunk and i was 3/4 of the way there...She kissed me first...in addition, she said-while we were standing outside to get some air-this was probably alcohol talking for her-"If you were like 22, I would have jumped you a long time ago"...***, do I hate being 19 years old)
3) Everywhere we went, we were together. (If it was to meet a friend at the other side of the bar or to go look for her friends after we were alone she was pulling me behind her by hand, if we were standing in a group she was standing up against me and i held her...I felt so much lighter inside being with her)
4) I never felt better as I person. (Being with her like that for one night was a feeling i could not describe in words. The only thing is that it was just for that one night...I only could wish that i was older and things could be different, but thats life and if things were to change then I don't know, but i will find a way to make things work...)
Sorry if this was too long and a bit "mushy" you could say, but whatever thats how i feel and i just needed to get that out...any interpretation/advice of any of that would be accepted whole heartedly..Good day gentleman and ladies...
Gotturbo
07-25-2004, 03:14 PM
I miss having a gf :cry:
Mr_Diesel
07-25-2004, 09:58 PM
1) Is going out with a girl thats four years older than me neccesarily a bad thing or is it considered a good thing (shes 23 im 19)
Ok a little GP Update considering this quote...i just made out with her in a bar two nights ago and throughout all the girls i have made out with before she was unequivocally the best kisser i have ever experienced in my lifetime...with women and life i have officially hit an all-time high...three weks ago i got laid for the first time with someone who really doesn't mean anything to me and two nights ago i hooked up with girl that means a great deal to me who's 4 years older than me...however, there were a few things about it that made me a bit uneasy about the other night, but at the same time could not let me stop thinking about this girl...
1) She is my Best Friend. (We've been the closest any two people could be...I dont know how i should act the next time I see her, we did speak yesterday and today...we both agreed not to discuss it at either of our pools, becuase rumors spread way too fast and get too twisted...which is very understandable especially since theres been stuff going around already that the two of us are going out but are keeping it secret so im cool with not divu**ing what happened that night and we both agreed things wont get weird despite what happened)
2) Alcohol was involved. (She was drunk and i was 3/4 of the way there...She kissed me first...in addition, she said-while we were standing outside to get some air-this was probably alcohol talking for her-"If you were like 22, I would have jumped you a long time ago"...***, do I hate being 19 years old)
3) Everywhere we went, we were together. (If it was to meet a friend at the other side of the bar or to go look for her friends after we were alone she was pulling me behind her by hand, if we were standing in a group she was standing up against me and i held her...I felt so much lighter inside being with her)
4) I never felt better as I person. (Being with her like that for one night was a feeling i could not describe in words. The only thing is that it was just for that one night...I only could wish that i was older and things could be different, but thats life and if things were to change then I don't know, but i will find a way to make things work...)
Sorry if this was too long and a bit "mushy" you could say, but whatever thats how i feel and i just needed to get that out...any interpretation/advice of any of that would be accepted whole heartedly..Good day gentleman and ladies...
Woahhh.... That is deep!
Gotturbo
07-25-2004, 11:14 PM
If you do end up dating this girl and you break up with her it will be an extremely painfull break up considering she was the first girl you had *edit* with that it meant anything... I speak from experience.
Edited by Diesel... Watch your language or Google will yank the ads.
sausageburner
07-26-2004, 03:45 PM
you have her number right??
:roll: ... what do you take me for a fool? Of coure i have her number!
Mr_Diesel
07-26-2004, 10:29 PM
Okay, since I am from Utah you guys get the wonderful oppertunity to hear a mormon talk about his dating practices.... This chick I am dating is mormon... So is her whole family... Her dad never really goes to church, but he is still mormon. So anyway, the town had it's annual festivities, and we stayed out a bit late... It was like 11:40, and she had to be home by midnight, so she said we should go to the park... Anyway, we end up getting carried away with time.... *caugh* and by the time we decided to leave it was like 1:00a.m.!!! Ohhhhhhhhhh! A bit of advice for ya... If you ever data a mormon chick, GET HER HOME ON TIME unless you wanna feel the wrath of an angry mother/father... Anyway, what does everybody do for dates? There really is nothing to do in Utah, so I need some suggestions. Now that you are finished hearing me talk about my boring life, why don't yall gimme some "flippin" suggestions?
sausageburner
07-27-2004, 12:05 PM
Suggestion:
1. Cow tipping
2. Jump of a barn into a big thing of hay
3. Go street racing vs. horse pulled carraiges
hey it's Utah...
:idea: Or you could lose some of those stars! that might help....
Mr. Diesel
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yeah, real cool! :roll:
joking buddy, :D
Gotturbo
07-27-2004, 07:50 PM
I know where a really good spot is to go do stuff *cough* in Spanish Fork Ill have to show you sometime!
Fatcats is a pretty good place to go if you want to go do something besides sit and talk.
Other than that you really have to go to SLC.
Gotturbo
07-27-2004, 07:56 PM
you have her number right??
:roll: ... what do you take me for a fool? Of coure i have her number!
you said it not me jk :lol: :lol:
What the hell was wrong with the title "girl problems"?
sausageburner
07-27-2004, 09:59 PM
because now we have girls on here and we dont want a thread called "guy problems" so might as well combine them.
But us guys never cause girls problems... Girls give guys problems.
Mr_Diesel
07-28-2004, 09:02 AM
I know where a really good spot is to go do stuff *cough* in Spanish Fork Ill have to show you sometime!
Fatcats is a pretty good place to go if you want to go do something besides sit and talk.
Other than that you really have to go to SLC.
And watch the Jehovahs's Witness'es say the Mormons are evil in Temple Square?:D :D :D (j/k sam)
Gotturbo
07-28-2004, 09:39 AM
Dude learn how to spell!!!!!! :lol:
Mr_Diesel
07-28-2004, 10:01 AM
Fixed.
Matty-O
08-22-2004, 11:31 PM
Good Evening Ladies and Gents, the older lady friend and I are no longer friends. She feels that hanging out with me, being 19 and all, is "weird". And, She feels "awkward" to be with me anymore. Well, you know what ladies and gents, F HER! F Her and everyother GD woman that plays f'n games with us. Women are out of their f***ing minds to throw away a good thing and they dont even see it...Man O' Man whatever whatever whatever-the***-ever...Im gonna get even more jacked, Im gonna date every f'n girl at our pool, my car will be sick, and she'll see it all and won't have ne of it...I offer to do every GD thing under the sun(at exactly the perfect times, i.e. her birthday- got her the family guy seasons 1 & 2 boxed set and took her out to dinner, still not good enough!) I honestly need to know, when I am ever gonna friggin win? Huh? When is it my day to win? Goodnight...
Edited by: Gotturbo
Mr_Diesel
08-22-2004, 11:44 PM
Good Evening Ladies and Gents, the older lady friend and I are no longer friends. She feels that hanging out with me, being 19 and all, is "weird". And, She feels "awkward" to be with me anymore. Well, you know what ladies and gents, F HER! F Her and everyother GD woman that plays f'n games with us. Women are out of their ****ing minds to throw away a good thing and they dont even see it...Man O' Man whatever whatever whatever-the***-ever...Im gonna get even more jacked, Im gonna date every f'n girl at our pool, my car will be sick, and she'll see it all and won't have ne of it...I offer to do every GD thing under the sun(at exactly the perfect times, i.e. her birthday- got her the family guy seasons 1 & 2 boxed set and took her out to dinner, still not good enough!) I honestly need to know, when I am ever gonna friggin win? Huh? When is it my day to win? Goodnight...
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... Were you gonna give those plamaglow's to her as a gift, is that why you are selling them? :lol: j/k man... Well... dang. Sounds like your last date didnt exactly end in a kiss then... wtf happened?
Gotturbo
08-23-2004, 09:26 AM
Start picking up on the chicks swimming that will really piss her off! :lol: Sorry dude you'll find someone else.
burn_your_money
08-23-2004, 07:26 PM
Good Evening Ladies and Gents, the older lady friend and I are no longer friends. She feels that hanging out with me, being 19 and all, is "weird". And, She feels "awkward" to be with me anymore. Well, you know what ladies and gents, F HER! F Her and everyother GD woman that plays f'n games with us. Women are out of their f***ing minds to throw away a good thing and they dont even see it...Man O' Man whatever whatever whatever-the***-ever...Im gonna get even more jacked, Im gonna date every f'n girl at our pool, my car will be sick, and she'll see it all and won't have ne of it...I offer to do every GD thing under the sun(at exactly the perfect times, i.e. her birthday- got her the family guy seasons 1 & 2 boxed set and took her out to dinner, still not good enough!) I honestly need to know, when I am ever gonna friggin win? Huh? When is it my day to win? Goodnight...
F her sounds like a good plan. Seriously if a girl is to concerned with age to notice your real qualities then F her. My advice to you however is to forget about her. If you live your life trying to make her jealous then you will never be happy because she will always be with that other guy and even if she did come crawling back to you it probably wouldn't work (sorry man). Just forget her and the heartache. The way I take it is just wait for them to find me, it takes a helluva lot longer but once she finds me, I know she's interested. LOL yeah what it really comes down to is me being lazy. Here's a tip tho, if you want a girl to notice you, don't stare her down or let her catch you looking at her, maybe take one look at her when she's looking but make a casual glance of the surrondings paying no paticular attention to her. Chances are, she will feel it is her duty to make herself known to this person who seems to ignore her. Trust me it works.
Oh yeah, you have to make sure that she knows that you know she exists. and this only really works if you see the girl alot, like if you always walk past her in the palls etc.
EDIT after reading all 11 pages of this today, I would have to say without a doubt that page 4 is the best. If you are ever feeling down or just want a good laugh go back and read that page.
Matty-O
08-23-2004, 11:06 PM
See Mr Diesel, I dont know what happened. Or why these feelings arose in her. It's so freakin weird...and no the plasmaglows were not for her, she drives a banged up kia sephia
Sam, thanks bro, Im sure i will, hopefully soon...i did bounce back, i chilled with this girl jackie who actually works with katie and theyre both at the pool tommorow so we'll see how **** plays out
money, it is a good plan, isn't it?
I've spoken with 3 different people(3 of my closest friends) and they were all shocked to here about this because ive been keeping them up to date about her and i they all said Ill bounce back, 1 reaction was that of, "You and katie not friends? Total mind blower..."- got a good laugh out of that...ill keep you updated
edited by: Jettadude
jettadude
08-23-2004, 11:53 PM
dude, i know your mad and what not but please watch your profanity. thanks
Matty-O
08-24-2004, 06:06 PM
oh, my apo**ies, didnt even realize i cursed in there, i know about the google thing ill be more careful next time
Mr_Diesel
08-25-2004, 12:57 PM
the occassional **** or DAMN is okay... but try not to make it every other word :D
Matty-O
08-27-2004, 12:27 AM
I actually TRIED to clean it up after i typed it...dont know how most of it got through...but yeh ill be more careful next time i get p'od
sausageburner
08-27-2004, 01:40 PM
anyone notice its just a big sausagebfest on here... we need girlies!
GoodDayForADrive
08-27-2004, 02:19 PM
anyone notice its just a big sausagebfest on here... we need girlies!
too true
jettadude
08-27-2004, 07:16 PM
figured kevin to have sasuage on the brain. lol
Matty-O
08-27-2004, 08:38 PM
HEYOOOO!!!
Mr_Diesel
08-27-2004, 10:04 PM
Waddaya mean by sausage? 8O
GoodDayForADrive
08-28-2004, 12:29 AM
Waddaya mean by sausage? 8O
hahaha
jettadude
08-28-2004, 01:47 AM
lol :lol: nothing i ment nothing by it :roll:
Mr_Diesel
08-28-2004, 09:18 AM
Everytime I barbecue sausage I am going to be reminded of this thread now. :?
sausageburner
08-28-2004, 07:52 PM
Everytime I barbecue sausage I am going to be reminded of this thread now. :?
dude, that sucks...
burn_your_money
09-09-2004, 07:36 PM
today was a bad day.. first I find out that I will probably be laid off within the next few weeks/months, and then to top it all off, I find out that the love of my life is engaged, well its a promise ring but same thing. This wouldn't bother me so much if she wasn't making such a big mistake. The guy is a joke. when me and her were half together (long story) she used to hate this guy, the first thing he ever said to her was "we should hang out, don't worry, the first time we hang out I won't try to have sex with you". In all honesty, the guy is the biggest a-hole in world. I would love to kick the crap out of him except he is a body builder and is easily twice my size. She use to be creeped out by this guy, she hated him, and now they are in LOVE!!
I'm just waiting for my garage to burn down with my Jetta in it to really top it all off, seriously it's been that kind of day.
sorry guys, had to get that one out.
hey man, that's what this thread's for. vent away.
ya, that sucks man. when it rains it pours buckets o' ****
burn_your_money
09-11-2004, 11:14 PM
Cool. Well the good news is my garage didn't burn down.
AND I got a free play in the Super 7(lottery)
Matty-O
09-12-2004, 12:04 AM
Lottery? Very Nice...Did you win? Heres a rant about guys who gets girls despite being jokes/*******s (more prodominantly guys who are *******s) and how nice guys get the poop(i actually used a different word but i caught myself-see Diesel im getting better with the lang 8) )
"It’s amazing that *******s can get girls. Actually, now that I think of it, it’s not that amazing. They are *******s at heart, but to meet girls they lavish their undying love. IT’S A CHARADE. They act nice, friendly, and they listen… until they get into what they’re after. Their prey thinks they are in love with them, however when they realize what *******s their predators really are, they pretend like the ******* is really nice inside. The girl tries to change the ******* into a nice guy, but *******s will always be *******s. She gets upset and goes to the nice guy to complain about the *******. But she claims to love the *******… now this is where the theory begins.
She doesn’t want to look like she is easy so she wont dump the ******* right away, instead she will stay with the *******. Girls are idiots. They don’t realize that the nice guy has been there all along. He never had to pretend to be a good guy to get girls because he is naturally like that. However, girls don’t see it for some reason or another. They look at the nice guy as a friend, a trusted companion to whom they can tell their sad story to about their ******* boyfriend.
But the nice guy isn’t THAT naïve. He was trying to score with the girl he listens to all along. The problem is that since he is a nice guy he keeps listening. Since girls get attached to things that pay attention to them, they think of the nice guy as a friend. A FRIEND. They don’t say, “Oh he’s hot” or “I want to have his children” about the nice guy, they just want the emotional support.
When they get the emotional support from the nice guy, they don’t need it from the *******. The nice guy gets the poop end of the stick while the ******* gets all the action. I am starting to wonder if being a nice guy is really the route to take to get action… I have been down this path for all of my post-pubescent life and it has gotten me NOWHERE… at least not in the women department.
Perhaps another reason why girls fall for the ******* is because *******s ignore the girl they are with. The women wonder, “Why isn’t he paying attention to me?” so they explore why. They poke and prod and get closer to the *******. They start to get easier with each attempt to get closer. The ******* finally says, “I’ve let this beauty dangle long enough, time to boat this bass”. It is then he puts on his charade and the girl feels like she has won him… even thought all she has won is an *******.
Once you have gone down the path as a nice guy or a “listener” you can’t turn back. The girl will always go after the *******s because there are always nice guys there to listen. Once you realize that you are a “listener” you cant do anything about it… just pack up and close shop. There is no way you will get into her pants… ever. There is and never will be a situation where the nice guy will get the girl he has a crush on. It just doesn’t work like that. The girl wont “come to her senses” and realize what an ******* her boyfriend is like in the movies… instead she will just go after another *******, and unless you stop being a nice guy, she will never go after you.
Women complain that there are no nice guys in the world. Right. They are obviously not looking hard enough because there are nice guys EVERYWHERE!!!! Girls aren’t looking for nice guys… they say they are but they’re not. They are looking for the perfect *******, but there is NO SUCH THING as the perfect *******.
All in all, the nice guy gets the shaft. To all the girls out there with boyfriends that don’t treat you with respect, that don’t listen to you, and that don’t care about you I say this; look next to you. The guy that has been standing next to you the whole time is the guy you have been looking for. He is what you want your ******* to be like. He knows more about you than you know about yourself… because he has listened to it all."- a very pissed off individual (and how can you blame him)
burn_your_money
09-12-2004, 10:29 AM
Girls are idiots.
Well said. That theory pretty much exacty describes my situation with the girl mentioned above.
As for the lottery, the draw is on friday at 9pm. Here's how it happened. About 5 weeks ago my friend convinced me to spend $10 (15 draws) on a ticket. I was like whatever and did it, I won a free play for the next draw, on the free play, I won 2 free plays, on those free plays I won another free play, on that free play I won $10, I spent the $10 on more tickets and off that $10 I won a free ticket, thats where I am now.
I'm printing your theory off and putting it on my door.
BTW Matty-O, you missed one "poop" but I fixed it for you.
burn_your_money
09-13-2004, 06:34 PM
This seems like an appropriate time for a joke
John: Hey did you hear about the new barbie doll?
Erica:No
John: It's called divorce barbie and it comes with all of Ken's stuff.
Mr_Diesel
09-13-2004, 10:01 PM
Girls are idiots.
Well said.
I like girls.... :?
burn_your_money
09-13-2004, 10:34 PM
I like girls too. In fact, I like them alot, however it doesn't change the fact that alot of them can be total idiots. But I hear them say the same thing about guys.
Gotturbo
10-20-2004, 03:27 PM
The girl that cheated on me called me... She wants to hang out today lol I couldnt say no just cause I wanna know what she says... Ill keep you guys informed on what happens.
jettadude
10-20-2004, 04:19 PM
well im gonna have to say i found a girl that make me happy. my last g/f cheated on me numerous times as some of you know but i found a chick that i have no problem knowing shes out around guys and looking sexy. its cool. and sam damn dude i hope you find a chick like this you deserve it.
Mr_Diesel
10-20-2004, 06:46 PM
I just 10 seconds ago go a German chicks phone number... She lives in Provo, sam... Muhahahahah :twisted:
jettadude
10-20-2004, 08:11 PM
i bow to cody! not worthy
MKIIVR6
10-20-2004, 08:27 PM
Women just want me for my body! Meh.... :lol:
Gotturbo
10-20-2004, 10:03 PM
cody... kiss my ***/jk :lol: Anyways it went good... We just talked like old times (we were best friend before the relationship) so yea it was cool! Anyways cody I still hate you... *mumble*never get damn #'s in this *** forsaken state *** I gotta move*mumble*
miamiDaveGLi
10-21-2004, 09:34 AM
:lol: :lol:
burn_your_money
10-21-2004, 07:47 PM
Women just want me for my body! Meh.... :lol:
I get that alot too.....
Mr_Diesel
12-09-2006, 05:02 PM
I got married since this thread was started... I think I owe getting married to this thread... anybody else have any luck?
GoodDayForADrive
12-10-2006, 01:42 AM
I got married since this thread was started... I think I owe getting married to this thread... anybody else have any luck?
Well I'm currently dating the love of my life. Too young to get married though, gotta finish college first.
Matty-O
12-12-2006, 09:53 AM
I am in total shock...I completely forgot all about this thread...omg just wow...seeing all the stuff from only 2 years ago seems like such a life time ago...
as per this thread...yeah, i got nothing...lol...i have finals, my books will be my love for the next 2 weeks, ugh...
Well done Cody bringing this baby back from the dead...
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