My Rant on Rednecks

[SteveXs2]

Ranting is a good way to speak your mind, it's my turn now.

I HATE REDNECKS.

I live in a small city, some 14,000 people or something, and there are a good deal of people driving these jacked up rusty piles of crap you can smell from a mile away. Here's my list of reasons why I hate them:

- They're annoyingly loud
- They stink (so bad)
- They take up 2 parking spots
- The drivers speed around town almost killing everyone else
- They tai**ate (when they do, I slow down to a good 10km under the limit)
- They're hideous

Here are reasons I like them:

- They're such butt ugly piles of crap that I can stand there and laugh at them for a good while

I think you people know what I'm talking about, redneck man goes out and buys a $500 truck from the 70s, gets some big ass tires and jacks it up. Then they neglect fixing the truck itself and go around stinking up the place, no joke, I was pulling onto the highway while a guy in a redneck beater was turning going the opposite direction, I could smell his truck for about 1km... this happened twice.

But.. there are, of course, some nice trucks. People who take care of them, paint them up nicely, and drive with a nice engine.

But that's like 1%....

[Mr_Diesel]

LOL, dang.... 8O

[Sonjay]

I feel your anger bro, lotsa those redneck hicks down here...

I raced a truck in my DUB and i think the guy was drunk, he threw a beer bottle on the road!! :!:

8O

[GoodDayForADrive]

haha...

[MKIIVR6]

Rednecks = Wifebeaters. :lol:

[Mr_Diesel]

92 VR6 = Rice beater :lol: :lol:

[speedbump]

Around here it's not the rednecks in the puckups, it's the high schoolers in their $300 ricer wantabees, rusted out small forigen cars (yes, some dubs) that they put a coffee can looking tailpipe, that makes it sound like a souped up Briggs & Stratton, and wheels that probably cost 5x what they paid for the car, and leave the car a rusted out POS, and drive around thinking that they are so cool.

The rednecks here keep to themselves watching "Deliverance" while drinking their bud.... "I sware thats uncle Joe telln' them to 'squeeeel like a pig'."

[miamiDaveGLi]

:lol: :lol: :lol: 8O 8O 8O 8O
ya such stupidity believe me in gainseville, FL
its either hicks or college students with their daddys and mommy money driving like a55 thousand dollar acura

[burn_your_money]

rusted out small forigen cars (yes, some dubs) that they put a coffee can looking tailpipe, that makes it sound like a souped up Briggs & Stratton, and wheels that probably cost 5x what they paid for the car,

There's a few of these driving around my city. I used to look expecting a Vette or Stang going by but its almost always some POS rice mobile, just driving away the same speed as everyone else thinking their wings and stickers make them look fast and furious.

[jettadude]

well i am very offended. i am not a redneck, i am a person with neck of color!!!!! no i am a redneck my family are rednecks and i r proud of it. :lol:

[miamiDaveGLi]

well im not stereo typing i did earlier and i withdraw that comment
i hate ignorance , stubborness , and blatent stupidity.
Dave

[speedbump]

well i am very offended. i am not a redneck, i am a person with neck of color!!!!! no i am a redneck my family are rednecks and i r proud of it. :lol:

Don't we all have a little red on our necks?

[WishingForSpeed]

Paa, Can I put a gunrack on my bike? 8)

[miamiDaveGLi]

Paa, Can I put a gunrack on my bike? 8)
LMAO :lol:

[MKIIVR6]

You know you're a redneck when your porch collapses and kill's five dogs.

[jettadude]

you know your a redneck when your dog cost more then the truck you use to drive it around in. hey cody ya didn't bring ya truck widgadiga? lol blue collar lmao

[miamiDaveGLi]

:D GETEERRRRR DONE!

[MKIIVR6]

"He's got a real purdy mouth, don't hee?" :lol: - Quote from one of the rapist hillbillies on Deliverance.