WARNING: This topic is unMODERATED! View at your own risk!

[Mr_Diesel]

Anything goes, ladies and gents.

[WishingForSpeed]

Holy **** ( :D ) slappers batman it's Dubbers gone wild!
Sorry I had to say something like that! 8)

[sausageburner]

****, ****, Bitch!...

[WishingForSpeed]

flip, ****, *female dog*!...
Haha that's wierd we both said "flip" in our posts. Great minds think alike.

[sausageburner]

Well since its unmoderated...

I say we burn that son-of-a-bitch that bought that ****ing riceburner!

[MKIIVR6]

[sausageburner]

so... what happened to the "unmoderated" part on this thread?

[Mr_Diesel]

Keep all the pr0n and sexually explicit words outta here, that's the only thing that doesnt go :wink:

[Mr_Diesel]

How about a contest for the hottest chicks in swimsuits?

http://www.pbase.com/image/32260723.jpg


CONTEST?!!! Hell yeah! :D

[WishingForSpeed]

----censored-----

[MKIIVR6]

That chick is older but.....

http://www.hostdub.com/albums/92VR6JETTA/Your_Ass.sized.jpg

[WishingForSpeed]

Yes, umm, I WIN :lol:
http://www.newsfilter.org/sex2/vida_guerra2.jpg

[Mr_Diesel]

Hmmmm I don't think she'll make it into the top 5:

http://www.dubnetworks.net/images/chick.jpg

[MKIIVR6]

[Mr_Diesel]

http://www.dubnetworks.net/images/chick2.jpg

[MKIIVR6]

[MKIIVR6]

[WishingForSpeed]

Cody, if you live there, can I come move in with you...Love the location! 8)

[MKIIVR6]

[MKIIVR6]

[WishingForSpeed]

wowage!

[MKIIVR6]

[MKIIVR6]

[MKIIVR6]

http://home.comcast.net/~dorkeenes/sf_gtg_pics/IMG_1203.jpg

[MKIIVR6]

[sausageburner]

oh.. my.. ***... those are so freakin sweet! My new goal is to get my jetta that sick looking!

[MKIIVR6]

[MKIIVR6]

[MKIIVR6]

[Mr_Diesel]

hahahah, that's great.

[GoodDayForADrive]

You know you're obsessed with VWs when: You post pics of them in an UNMODERATED thread....

[Gotturbo]

Yea what happend to the bikini contest?

[MKIIVR6]

[MKIIVR6]

[MKIIVR6]

[MKIIVR6]

[MKIIVR6]

[MKIIVR6]

[burn_your_money]

Why can't I click for a larger image....

[MKIIVR6]

[MKIIVR6]

[burn_your_money]

Why can't I click for a larger image....

Sorry, just stole the links to the pics. Check out the link above a few posts for the love.

I know, I was just joking around.
So how are we voting on this? I think the topless one is the best so far of 92VR6Jetta's latest additions...

[MKIIVR6]

[MKIIVR6]

[MKIIVR6]

[burn_your_money]

LOL you are taking full advantage of the unmoderated factor.

[MKIIVR6]

[Gotturbo]

Sadly enough.... Yes. :lol:

[MKIIVR6]

[MKIIVR6]

[GoodDayForADrive]

Dahhaaaammmmnn... some of these are nice

[jettadude]

what the hell? where did this post come from? where was i when this was made, and how didn't i see it yet. oh well nice.

[MKIIVR6]

[Mr_Diesel]

hahaha, nice.

[jettadude]

i wanna buy that sutff for my g/f where can i find it!!!! :wink:

[MKIIVR6]

[GoodDayForADrive]

haha, awesome

[miamiDaveGLi]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH lmao plenty of room
NICE SITCKER MAN !!!!

[miamiDaveGLi]

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4d823b3127ccebfd50f0abc7f0000001610
hmmm i wonder wahts gong on at the bottom of this pic LOL
looks carefully cropped LOL :lol: 8O

[Mr_Diesel]

That's why i wanted the full shot.... damn it.

[MKIIVR6]

[burn_your_money]

Check this out, thinking about getting this sticker for my VR! :lol:

http://www.hostdub.com/albums/92VR6JETTA/64_1.jpg

No sunglasses? I don't get it :lol: :lol:

[miamiDaveGLi]

That's why i wanted the full shot.... damn it. :D me too
hahaha tyler NO SUNGLASSES
lol good one :-D

[MKIIVR6]

[MKIIVR6]

[MKIIVR6]

[MKIIVR6]

[Mr_Diesel]

Let me think about it for a second....



YES!

[MKIIVR6]

[MKIIVR6]

[MKIIVR6]

[Mr_Diesel]

Hump! Doh! I mean bump. No one likes any of these? :cry:

I like the red one... the headlights are so sexy 8O :D :lol:

[SteveXs2]

Yeah, the cars are sweet but the spectators keep getting in the way.

[miamiDaveGLi]

8O 8O 8O 8O YUM :twisted:

[GoodDayForADrive]

Yeah, the cars are sweet but the spectators keep getting in the way.

I know right, I can't see the whole car...

[MKIIVR6]

[GoodDayForADrive]

Is it me or does this car look a lot like the one on Cody's avatar? (Without half naked chicks of course) :lol:

http://liextreme.com/files/2003_Girls2_008.jpg

http://www.boese-vws.de/bilder/downloads/cartoon_cars/corrado_rot.jpg

HALF naked??

[MKIIVR6]

[Sonjay]

HEHE cause shes half naked of course...

heres some for pleasure 8)

http://www.glirealm.com/babes/vwbabes05.jpg
http://www.glirealm.com/babes/vwbabes29.jpg
http://www.glirealm.com/babes/vwbabes46.jpg
http://www.glirealm.com/babes/vwbabes34.jpg
notice the euro tuner models 8O
http://www.glirealm.com/babes/vwbabes17.jpg
thats for you BURN (notice the rabbit behind the girls)
http://www.glirealm.com/botm/june03.jpg
http://www.glirealm.com/botm/feb02.jpg
http://www.glirealm.com/botm/dec01.jpg

thats all 8)

[burn_your_money]

How to Poop at Work

We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in
our cubicles and suddenly felt something brewing down below. As much as we
try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable.

For those who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival Guide for
taking a dump at work.

CROP DUSTING When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell
is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it
came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has
been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your
pants.

FLY BY The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in and check
for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back
again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become
su****ious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.

ESCAPEE A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a
poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of
embarrassment. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it
did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal,
pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable
for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.

JAILBREAK When forcing a poop, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace.
This is usually a side effect of diarrhoea or a hangover. If this should
happen, do not panic. Remain in the stall until everyone has left the
bathroom to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred.

COURTESY FLUSH The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poop hits the
water. This reduces the amount of air time the poop has to stink up the
bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME.

WALK OF SHAME Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you
have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if
someone walks in and busts you. As with farts, it is best to pretend that
the smell does not exist. Can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH.

OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER A colleague who poops at work and is damn proud of
it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a
newspaper or magazine under his or her arm. Always look around the office
for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the bathroom.

THE POOPING FRIENDS NETWORK (P.F.N) A group of co-workers who band together
to ensure emergency pooping goes off without incident. This group can help
you to monitor the whereabouts of Out Of The Closet Poopers, and identify
SAFE HAVENS.

SAFE HAVENS A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can
least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite
sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex entering the
bathroom.

TURD BURGLAR Someone who does not realize that you are in the stall and
tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and
vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a poop at work. If this
occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will
avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.

CAMO-COUGH A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that
you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON, or to alert
potential Turd Burglars. Very effective when used in conjunction with an
ASTAIRE.

ASTAIRE A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that
you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is
occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so the
pooper can poop in peace.

WATERMELON A poop that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water.
This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon coming on,
create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.

HAVANA OMELET A case of diarrhoea that creates a series of loud splashes in
the toilet water. Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using a Camo-Cough
with an Astaire.

UNCLE TED A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend
extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An
Uncle Ted makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should
always wait to poop when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as
the other bathroom attendee.

[TougeSpecialist]

This thread, in simple terms, is just plain BEAUTIFUL.......lol! :wink:

[Mr_Diesel]

How to Poop at Work

We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in
our cubicles and suddenly felt something brewing down below. As much as we
try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable.

For those who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival Guide for
taking a dump at work.

CROP DUSTING When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell
is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it
came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has
been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your
pants.

FLY BY The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in and check
for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back
again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become
su****ious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.

ESCAPEE A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a
poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of
embarrassment. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it
did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal,
pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable
for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.

JAILBREAK When forcing a poop, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace.
This is usually a side effect of diarrhoea or a hangover. If this should
happen, do not panic. Remain in the stall until everyone has left the
bathroom to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred.

COURTESY FLUSH The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poop hits the
water. This reduces the amount of air time the poop has to stink up the
bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME.

WALK OF SHAME Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you
have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if
someone walks in and busts you. As with farts, it is best to pretend that
the smell does not exist. Can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH.

OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER A colleague who poops at work and is damn proud of
it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a
newspaper or magazine under his or her arm. Always look around the office
for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the bathroom.

THE POOPING FRIENDS NETWORK (P.F.N) A group of co-workers who band together
to ensure emergency pooping goes off without incident. This group can help
you to monitor the whereabouts of Out Of The Closet Poopers, and identify
SAFE HAVENS.

SAFE HAVENS A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can
least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite
sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex entering the
bathroom.

TURD BURGLAR Someone who does not realize that you are in the stall and
tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and
vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a poop at work. If this
occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will
avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.

CAMO-COUGH A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that
you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON, or to alert
potential Turd Burglars. Very effective when used in conjunction with an
ASTAIRE.

ASTAIRE A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that
you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is
occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so the
pooper can poop in peace.

WATERMELON A poop that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water.
This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon coming on,
create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.

HAVANA OMELET A case of diarrhoea that creates a series of loud splashes in
the toilet water. Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using a Camo-Cough
with an Astaire.

UNCLE TED A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend
extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An
Uncle Ted makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should
always wait to poop when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as
the other bathroom attendee.

I do believe that is THE funniest post I have ever seen. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[MKIIVR6]

[Gotturbo]

More......... If anyone get's tired of this, let me know. :lol:

Like thats gunna happen :lol: ... Keep em coming!!!! :D

[TisforTurbo]

Heres a VERY useful pic to print out:
http://images.ofoto.com/photos988/1/78/64/37/76/4/476376478105_0_ALB.jpg

(sorry about the resolution, try to zoom in maybe)

[TisforTurbo]

Well I don't understand this whole image posting thing so...

http://www.ofoto.com/BrowsePhotos.jsp?showSlide=true&Uc=o3v1i0x.7oqdct95&Uy=go0wg4&Upost_signin=BrowsePhotos.jsp%3fshowSlide%3dtrue&Ux=0