Almost Accident

[WishingForSpeed]

Well, I don't have anything much but this is as close to a bad accident I have. Ok, here we go! I picked a couple girls up in a unknown part of town, it was dark and all that great stuff. Well, in NMB there are usually these "middle lanes" so you can merge into traffic. Well, as I was leaving the strip club parking lot, where I met these girls. I drove out in the middle of the highway only to find out there was NO middle lane. So im screwed, there are cars coming from both sides and im in the middle of them, they arent slowing down. So there was a concret median next to me...a low one. I floor it and drive over the median and into the 1st lane bearly missing the car in the lane next to me. This was dumb I know but if i hadn't have done this, I probably wouldnt be here anymore, that or even worse the poor Jetta would be scrap metal. It was just a close call really! The Jetta wasn't hurt nor was anyone else! :roll:

[WishingForSpeed]

bump

[MKIIVR6]

Women can be the root of all evil, that is what makes them fun. When a woman is in my car I tend to loose consciousness of everything around me but her. :lol:

[WishingForSpeed]

Yeah, I love women. They can be most P-l-e-a-s-u-r-e-a-b-l-e! Lmao :roll:

[burn_your_money]

Your almost accident sounds like mine sort of, except mine was all my fault and yours wasn't really.

Did you damage your car at all?

[WishingForSpeed]

no the car didn't get a scratch on it thank ***!!!! :D

[WishingForSpeed]

make a thread for your accident man!

[burn_your_money]

I alrady did, its in this section called "near death"

That's good that there was no damage :D

[Mr_Diesel]

Women can be the root of all evil, that is what makes them fun. When a woman is in my car I tend to loose consciousness of everything around me but her. :lol:

lol, arent you married Cory?

[WishingForSpeed]

who said you can't have a few girls in your car if your are hitched? 8)

[MKIIVR6]

Women can be the root of all evil, that is what makes them fun. When a woman is in my car I tend to loose consciousness of everything around me but her. :lol:

lol, arent you married Cory?

Yeah. I am especially distracted when my wife is in the car, she is afraid of the VR. 9 times out of 10 she is in tears when we finally get to the destination. When I'm driving she is usually screaming at me to slow down, or stop swerving in lanes. The only other women in my car, besides the wife, are usually large unwelcome female spiders or other insects. But you guys that aren't married have to admit then when you have a chick in the car you tend to loose focus on everything else..... :lol:

[WishingForSpeed]

Amen....Amen :roll:

[burn_your_money]

LOL speaking of losing concentration when a lady is in the car, this one time on my first date with this super hot girl, I almost hit some stupid girl that walked in front of my car in the parking lot. She yelled something about me getting off my cell phone but I wasn't really listening...
I just can't talk on the phone, check out her legs and pay attention to people in front of me at the same time...

[WishingForSpeed]

Burn what's your name, b/c you are the MAN! Get any from her? Wow im hijacking my own thread..ohh well.

[burn_your_money]

The real name is Tyler. I didn't get anything, not a kiss not even a hug. didn't even get to hold her hand. I don't know what went wrong, I opened the car door for her like a gentleman and everything but no, nothing. LOL no second date either... what a jyp.

[burn_your_money]

The only logical explanation is it was my POS eagle premier I was driving at the time. LOL it overheated on the way to the movies and we had to sit on the car for like 5 minutes waitong for it to cool down enough to get onto the highway.

[WishingForSpeed]

hmm, that sucks..she must be a les 8)

[burn_your_money]

She can't be les. there is no such thing as a hot lesbian. (at least not in real life)

If you disagree, send me a picture of them, and you also have to be in the picture (kinda off to the side though so I can edit you out, unless you are one of the lesbians) LOL

[Mr_Diesel]

Women can be the root of all evil, that is what makes them fun. When a woman is in my car I tend to loose consciousness of everything around me but her. :lol:

lol, arent you married Cory?

Yeah. I am especially distracted when my wife is in the car, she is afraid of the VR. 9 times out of 10 she is in tears when we finally get to the destination. When I'm driving she is usually screaming at me to slow down, or stop swerving in lanes. The only other women in my car, besides the wife, are usually large unwelcome female spiders or other insects. But you guys that aren't married have to admit then when you have a chick in the car you tend to loose focus on everything else..... :lol:

I am sorry, but that is the funniest post I have ever read in my life. :D

[WishingForSpeed]

So true though soo true! 8)

[MKIIVR6]

She only wants me for my body.

[WishingForSpeed]

haha Where did that come from? :?

[Mr_Diesel]

She only wants me for my body.

LOL!!!! I'm getting ready to move this to the lounge.

[WishingForSpeed]

good call Cody, Split this thing...