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burn_your_money
08-29-2004, 01:02 PM
A couple of days ago I found some old (1985 and 1991) VW part magazines. I was reading their helpful hints and came across this.
"4. The "RUNSTED FRONT AXLE BEAM": according to Volkswagen and your Volkswagen dealer, if you are driving a V.W. Bug with any rust between the axle beams you will immidiatly crash and die, becuase your wheels will fall off. Well, that just is not so. There are millions of bugs running up and down the road with rusted out beams; their drivers do not die instantly."
LOL these old magazines are pretty funny.
Here's thier little disclaimer.
"To avoid legal liability we must state these suggestions are NOT approved by Volkswagen and are NOT technically safe, so use them at your own risk. Be careful, use some common sence, if you don't have any disregard this entire article."

This is a letter that was sent in to the magazine
"He the Bug Place! Thanks alot! I busted my dads taillight He made me fix it! Even though I was a little timid at the idea,you convinced me that I could change it myself. You shipped the taillight and I changed it! The $38 dollars I saved will sure buy alot of beer (don't tell dad)!"

Mr_Diesel
08-29-2004, 01:41 PM
LOL!!!! :D

GoodDayForADrive
08-29-2004, 01:50 PM
rofl, that's awesome!

burn_your_money
08-29-2004, 02:41 PM
This thing is out of control. Another thing I read was about biulding an engine. I can't find it but it goes something like this

We carry all the parts you need to build yourself a spare engine. Your wife has clothes she doesn't wear so you can have an engine that you dont have an immediate use for. You can even stand it up in the middle of your garage and admire it.

GoodDayForADrive
08-29-2004, 03:10 PM
HAHAHAHA

I knew there was always a reason to have an extra engine lying around...

Mr_Diesel
08-29-2004, 08:45 PM
Or 6 or 7

Gotturbo
08-30-2004, 09:24 AM
Cody I think you have more engines than that laying around! :lol: :lol: :lol:

miamiDaveGLi
10-14-2004, 03:09 PM
Cody I think you have more engines than that laying around! :lol: :lol: :lol:
LMAO REALLY ?!! 8) i wish i had a few engines i could snag parts off of :D