Im back...but with bad news

[jettadude]

yea its me! sorry ive been gone my computer blew up and i couldn't get a new 1 till a last night. but heres the bad news, my jet was egged!!!! i don't know by who or ide be in jail for murder but i didn't notice it becuase i wasn't driving it for a few days so it sat in the sun and by the time i got it off the damage was done. my roof looks like there is a shadow splattered on it. im going to try to buff it out if not i need to get it repainted. :( :( i got a new digital camera so ill take pics and post them as soon as i can figure out how to get them on the computer, but im back and pissed! :evil:

[sausageburner]

dude, I hate getting my car egged!

Last time someone threw an egg at my car I got in a high spped chase on the freeway going about 100-140 mph... Then I stopped him by getting in front of him and slamming on my brakes, then proceeded out of my car towards them in a very pissed off state, and pointed my finger at them saying "Im goona F***ing kill you!".... then they peeled off in reverse and went running (the four of them) away from me (one individual)... Then i went to his house where his mom threatened to call the cops...

Then to end it on a good note i got my revenge by throwing three dozen aggs at their house and cars then came back to paintball it as well. Paybackl is a b****.

[HyperNut]

i once threw 10 dozen eggs at a street sign, while i was doing 40+, and it got all over my car, but it really messed up the sign

[Mr_Diesel]

dude, I hate getting my car egged!

Last time someone threw an egg at my car I got in a high spped chase on the freeway going about 100-140 mph... Then I stopped him by getting in front of him and slamming on my brakes, then proceeded out of my car towards them in a very pissed off state, and pointed my finger at them saying "Im goona F***ing kill you!".... then they peeled off in reverse and went running (the four of them) away from me (one individual)... Then i went to his house where his mom threatened to call the cops...

Then to end it on a good note i got my revenge by throwing three dozen aggs at their house and cars then came back to paintball it as well. Paybackl is a b****.


That's the funniest crap I have heard in all my life!!! :D :D

[twig]

one time my dad was driving his minivan down a country road, and he heard something slam into the side of his car, so he stopped and looked, but didn't see anything. the next day, we saw what it was. someone was hucking oranges, without the peels, at passing cars. no joke, the remaining chunk stuck like an inch and a half off the van. i laughed. my dad didn't find it funny.

[sausageburner]

That's the funniest crap I have heard in all my life!!! :D :D

Want to know what's even funnier? the dumba$$ threw the egg at my car while i was still in the car parked with a freind right outside my passenger door! He was asking for what I did to him!

[jettadude]

well i used polishing compound and a buffer and i got it out, and inlight of than i think im going to try to mod the front cabby bumber i have to fit my jetta, it fits nicely but its too long and hits the fenders, so i just have to cut a section out and put the ends back on, i think i can find a plastic welder somewhere to rent.

[jettadude]

well i found out who it was, my ex g/f and some so called friends did it. they fessed up a little while after i posted this. just figured i would go back over my threds and following up. cuz man did i leave them all hanging.